A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

B.J. Penn Contesting Hawaii Election Results, Citing Voter Suppression (msn.com)

Republican loses to another Republican, badly, and refuses to admit he lost fair and square.

Penn came in second to Duke Aiona in the Republican primary, pulling 19,667 votes to Aiona’s 37,406.

Nearly 2 to 1, and still…

Well Penn did a poll of the people working in his campaign office and nearly 75% of them said they would vote for him. So there must have been something shady going on for him to lose.

If you’re familiar with Penn’s MMA career this isn’t surprising. He didn’t know when to gracefully walk away from that either.

trump hires lawyer Jim Trusty for his legal team with minimal vetting after seeing him on TV. Has to be only because of his last name. “it’s just a gut feeling, I trust him, I don’t know why.”

As they say, beggars can’t be choosers.

The lunacy reaches a new fever pitch:

ISWYDT :rofl:

Isn’t it charming how he forgets that the FBI renewing its look into Hillary’s emails helped him get elected in 2016?

He probably first tried to hire Saul Goodman before being informed that he didn’t actually exist.

Is Trump now saying that he didn’t "easily win?’ Like, by a landslide? Because the laptop thing was buried? Were votes flipped by Italian satellites or did the FBI put their big, fat thumb on the scale? I’m so confused. Did he win or didn’t he?

It was pinpoint strikes by the Jewish Space Lazer that nearly caused Trump to lose. Prove me wrong!

Your problem is that you are thinking. You need to stop using your brain. Only then can Trump make sense. Look at the vast majority of people who are devoted to the orange stain; do they look like deep thinkers?

I think the most hilarious part is that the likes and “reTruths” are in the low thousands. :joy:

And yet the great republic endures.

Yeah, but now it’s the “pretty good republic”…

Don’t you love it when someone can go ahead and enter the next line for their resume in advance? How soon do you think it will be before Tan the Conman starts calling Trusty a loser who was never good at lawyering?

‘Jerkoff’ Jim Trusty is the opposite of his last name. He is a pathetic, lazy loser of a lawyer who did not understand that the Liberal Radical Left has taken over the FBI and was trying to frame me by planting Classifyed Documents among my innocent Presidential Memorabeelia.

Also, I only met him once. Hardly knew him.

Oh, no’s:

I’m starting to like this.

The FBI was out of line searching the former president’s residence. There was nothing there.

Okay, there was stuff there, but none of it was illegal for the president to have.

The stuff the president has is legal for him because he declassified it before he took it.

etc.

This is very much like his narrative for never showing the tax returns he long ago promised to show. What astonishes me even more is that he continues to break the law openly and the rubes continue to support him.

I’m astonished that anyone is still astonished at this phenomenon. The rubes want him to break the law and get away with it. They want him to be defiant and never admit anything, and double-talk his way out of trouble. He is the most their hero when he behaves that way. The man called it himself back before he was even elected. I don’t pretend to fully understand the psychology behind these rubes’ feelings, but I certainly recognize it.

When I was in high school and college, liberal types I knew would warn about populism and the “man on a white horse” seizing control by inciting mob action. But none of them ever talked about what was going on in the hearts and minds of the members of the mob. Now we’re seeing it in full flow.