It reminds me of the plant managers in Chernobyl who insisted the reactor did not blow up.
At least they weren’t having a meltdown over it.

Well, yeah! Two of them start with an “s”!
sTrumpet

A few months ago, Lindell ran a commercial where he started off chuckling about how banks won’t talk to him, stores stopped carrying his MyPillows, etc. then announced a 60% off sale on moccasins made from genuine Egyptian cotton, and showed a map of Egypt with red arrows pointing towards supposedly fertile fields labeled with little cotton icons. It was like watching a cocaine-snorting corpse flailing to stay alive after a 10-car pileup.
Weird. Upthread in June '21, Lindell was afraid to use the term “Egyptian Cotton” which is a trademarked term, now he’s fine violating the trademark. I guess he figures that’s the least of his worries.
And who the hell makes moccasins out of cotton?

And who the hell makes moccasins out of cotton?
This was my thought too. He probably got confused and is making pillows out of leather.
My Kinky Pillow
I just held my nose and checked the My Pillow website, and his sheets are Giza cotton from the area between the Sahara Desert, the Mediterranean Sea and the Nile River. The word Egyptian doesn’t appear anywhere.
He may be less careful when he’s speaking, though - because he’s an insane drug
addict. I think infringing on the Egyptian Cotton trademark is the least of his problems.

I think infringing on the Egyptian Cotton trademark is the least of his problems.
“You wanna sue me?! Get in line, motherfuckers!!! See if there’s anything left by the time you get to court.”

and his sheets are Giza cotton from the area between the Sahara Desert, the Mediterranean Sea and the Nile River
Guessing that they come full of sand.

My Kinky Pillow

Guessing that they come full of sand.
Hurts so good!
His cotton is Egyptian, and his marching powder is Bolivian.

I just held my nose and checked the My Pillow website, and his sheets are Giza cotton from the area between the Sahara Desert, the Mediterranean Sea and the Nile River. The word Egyptian doesn’t appear anywhere.

He may be less careful when he’s speaking, though - because he’s an insane drug
addict. I think infringing on the Egyptian Cotton trademark is the least of his problems.
Oh now, I’m an insane-ish drug addict, and I know better than to infringe on trademarks.
But I’m not in sales, so there’s that important difference.

But I’m not in sales, so there’s that important difference.
You’re also not as stupid.
You flatterer
Is that what they call “damned with faint praise”?
I didn’t mean it that way, but it is a pretty low bar.

A few months ago, Lindell ran a commercial where he started off chuckling about how banks won’t talk to him, stores stopped carrying his MyPillows, etc.
I personally saw a huge crate full of MyPillows in a store on Saturday. Granted, it’s a store that buys up stuff other stores don’t want.
In all fairness, I think gag orders have to be issued by a judge to get someone into trouble for disobeying. Although if LE can prove that disobeying did obstruct justice in some way, they could get him on that.
But, IANAL.