A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

It reminds me of the plant managers in Chernobyl who insisted the reactor did not blow up.

At least they weren’t having a meltdown over it.

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Weird. Upthread in June '21, Lindell was afraid to use the term “Egyptian Cotton” which is a trademarked term, now he’s fine violating the trademark. I guess he figures that’s the least of his worries.

And who the hell makes moccasins out of cotton?

This was my thought too. He probably got confused and is making pillows out of leather.

My Kinky Pillow

I just held my nose and checked the My Pillow website, and his sheets are Giza cotton from the area between the Sahara Desert, the Mediterranean Sea and the Nile River. The word Egyptian doesn’t appear anywhere.

He may be less careful when he’s speaking, though - because he’s an insane drug
addict. I think infringing on the Egyptian Cotton trademark is the least of his problems.

“You wanna sue me?! Get in line, motherfuckers!!! See if there’s anything left by the time you get to court.”

Guessing that they come full of sand.

Hurts so good!

His cotton is Egyptian, and his marching powder is Bolivian.

Huh, I may heard that somewhere :wink:

Oh now, I’m an insane-ish drug addict, and I know better than to infringe on trademarks.

But I’m not in sales, so there’s that important difference.

You’re also not as stupid.

You flatterer :blush:

Is that what they call “damned with faint praise”?

I didn’t mean it that way, but it is a pretty low bar.

I personally saw a huge crate full of MyPillows in a store on Saturday. Granted, it’s a store that buys up stuff other stores don’t want.

In all fairness, I think gag orders have to be issued by a judge to get someone into trouble for disobeying. Although if LE can prove that disobeying did obstruct justice in some way, they could get him on that.

But, IANAL.