A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

My favorite was his take on My Cousin Vinny:

Real Lawyer Reacts to My Cousin Vinny (The Most Accurate Legal Comedy?) - YouTube

Another really good one!

I am shocked, shocked to find that Truth Social is not entirely on the up-and-up…

Will Wilkerson, one of Trump Media & Technology Group’s first employees, alleges the company violated securities laws and that Trump pressured executives to hand over their shares to his wife. He shared a cache of internal documents with The Post and federal investigators that he says support his claims…

I see he’s already sat for his “pensive hero” photo.that means it must be legit.

(hijack)

So true, and pathetic. My key example is the serious, excellent aviation teacher MentourPilot. I cringe at the juvenile thumbnails, that have nothing of the tone of the videos. A constant reminder of our infantalized (well, tweenerized) mass culture.

Early in my internet exposure I fell prey to a clickbait which never answered the question I clicked to get the answer for. That was good training for me to avoid clickbait.

Wait, are you saying that a housewife from [my city, state] DIDN’T find “one weird trick” that Big Business doesn’t want me to know about?

I don’t know if I’ll ever trust the World Wide Web again…

The loss of Internet innocence is never pretty.

No, but it is cute.

I take you have never seen “Tub Girl”?

Or Two Girls, One Cup. Or Lemon Party. Or goatse. Or…

Nobody can watch this video and be innocent of what the internet might hold.

I must admit, I was rather pleased to locate in the early 2000s a short video of a young lady fellating three gentlemen (badly) dressed as pterodactyls.

That and some CGI gay porn involving gentlemen and their Tyrannosaurus Rex partners is probably the weirdest stuff I have seen, though inevitably Japan (liquidized and live goldfish stuffed into a young lady’s transparent latex body suit, from the same era) has no doubt gone weirder than that.

Not sure how the schadenfreude thread ended up in bizarre porn, so I will stop the hijack. Though it is said that Trump himself has a couple of strange fetishes.

All I’ll say before I drop the porn hijack is that I’ve watched the Kenneth Pinyan/Enumclaw Horse Sex Case video* out of morbid curiosity.

*this link goes to the wiki article about the event, not to any footage of the night in question.

If we can get off the porn sidetrack for just a minute, here is the Legal Eagle on Alex Jones’ $1B judgment.

Just curious. Does any one know of another negative billionaire?

Interesting question. According to Forbes, Trump owes about a billion — but his assets are worth over two billion, so he’s net positive at least a billion.

This guy, maybe? (a Canadian named Barry Sherman)

https://twitter.com/i/events/1483781014400897026?lang=en

ETA — nope, net of over two billion.

Ohio!!!

Good morning to you, too. :jp: