The sharpie was a big, strong sharpie. It came up to Trump with tears in it’s eyes, and said, “Please Mr. Trump sir, could you please use me to change the path of the hurricane?”
I got a phone call from the head of NOAA, which under my presidency had risen to great heights - never before has any president funded NOAA to the extent I have. He said, “Sir, how did you do it? How did you divert the storm? Nobody in the history of the world could have done what you did, not even Lincoln.”
Nobody had heard of NOAH before my best presidency. I made it great. Noah was in the bible, did you know that? 2 corithians or something like that.
Or was it two Corinthians in the boat? Nobody can say
All I know is that if those Corinthians are from one of those shithole countries, they need to be sent back to where they came from.
Trump’s immigration policies would likely have prevented Jesus Christ from entering the country.
Socialist!
Ok, if it was two guys with mouths for eyes, I can believe the hurricane might be scared of it.
This is perhaps the best schadenfreude for a politician: Lauren Boebert is losing her reelection bid by 5000 votes with 86% of the votes counted.
Sadly, MTG looks to be sweeping into office with a sizable win. No schadenfreude for us there.
How about for the people in her district who will be getting what they deserve, good and hard.
If the House goes red, then she’ll be back on committees and that’ll mean the country’s going to get it hard and that’s not good.
Didn’t a number of 'Pubs vote to strip her of her committee assignments?
Of course, past performance does not indicate future results.
How did those who voted that way fare in this election?
There were eleven of them.
- Mario Diaz-Balart won reelection.
- Brian Fitzpatrick won reelection.
- Carlos Gimenez won reelection.
- Chris Jacobs did not run for reelection.
- John Katko did not run for reelection.
- Young Kim is ahead in the count but it is too close to call.
- Adam Kinzinger did not run for reelection
- Nicole Malliotakis won reelection.
- Maria E. Salazar won reelection.
- Chris Smith won reelection
- Fred Upton did not run for reelection.
YES!. She is such an embarrassment to us Coloradoans.
Crap. How is that even possible? Oh, right.
Thanks.
Isn’t that the start of a dirty joke?
Just one man in the boat.
Trump’s impeachment trial, while he was in office, was lead by Pat Cipollone - the White House Counsel.
When he wasn’t in office, he wasn’t in office.