A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Leopard fight!

Sounds like somebody has viewership envy.

Man, I feel like Opus the Penguin that time he was being used for animal testing. “Rescued from sadists by terrorists. Kind of a dream come true?”

Heh, Bannon’s tweeting, in comparison, should hopefully dwindle further.

And apparently (this time) Bannon was a man of his word:

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/3883321-steve-bannon-blasts-murdochs-fox-news-in-fiery-cpac-speech/

Some notable quotes:

Pardon me, what???

Ummm…No?

Like we need the return of the bubonic plague.

Another tightening of the legal screws, another tantrum…

The Racist Manhattan District Attorney, Alvin Bragg, who is presiding over one of the most dangerous and violent cities in the U.S., and doing NOTHING about it, is being pushed relentlessly by the Radical Left Democrats, the Fake News Media, and the Department of “Injustice,” to bring charges against me for the now ancient “no affair” story of Stormy “Horseface” Danials, where there is no crime and charges have NEVER been brought on such a case before. In the meantime, Hunter & Joe Biden skate!

Is the Orange Shit-stain now “Tweeting”, or still “Truthing”? It’s entertaining, either way!

He’s still “Truthing” away agitatedly (and entertainingly):

The U.S. Injustice Department, which has dangerously become the Radical Left Democrats WEAPONIZED SYSTEM OF LAW, is threatening and harassing many people that work for me, wanting them to say anything bad in order to be left alone or even, set free. They are being carted off to Washington, D.C., and put before a Grand Jury, where the modern day Gestapo does everything in its power to make them look and sound as bad as possible. This Soviet style of “Justice” is going to take down the U.S.A. Bad!

Nothing says innocent like yelling “I never had an affair with Horseface!”

Reading the Orange Peril’s sophisticated and witty attacks on his opponents, I feel like I’m back in elementary school. In fact, I feel like I’m back in first grade. On the playground. When no teachers are within earshot. This fucker was president of the USA for four years. Everyone: just think about that.

I guess it goes here.

He’s a conservative Republican lawyer (actual republicans are an endangered species). Cofounder of the Lincoln Project, PAB’s infected thorn.

She’s a PAB shill for the speaking grift.

PAB is predictably inserting tongue without engaging brain (who writes these for him - it sure isn’t a IA speech engine).

Four adult kids who probably wish they were in an alternate dimension/world.

Waitaminute. I thought he liked the Soviet style of justice.

George Orwell (Eric Blair) — and by extension Erwin Schrödinger — must be approaching warp speed in their graves due to the amount of doublethink required to be a member of the GQP these days.

He seems to be conflating Stormy’s last name with “denials”.

Is that the one where he had an affair?

Apparently, the most important political “strategy” Trump engages in is coming up with nicknames.

Jennifer Jacobs on Twitter: “Some of the new nicknames Trump has entertained for his chief rival, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis: “Ron DisHonest.” “Ron DeEstablishment.” Or even, “Tiny D.” His team has spent weeks trying to dig up dirt on DeSantis and his wife, Casey, @nancook reports https://t.co/l3od8rxhHc” / Twitter

Tiny D. Projection much? lol

I’ve seen some good suggestions from people online:

My God, he sounds like he’s about five years old.

Matches his followers.

“Those people are poopy-heads, and I don’t like them anymore. They can’t come to my party, and I’m having a pony, and cake and everything, and THEY CAN’T HAVE ANY! So poo on them!”