A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

That is probably also true. There is a reason why almost any lawyer will tell you that your best bet when dealing with the authorities is to keep your mouth shut, at least until you’ve consulted with a legal professional.

Maybe he can join Eric Snowden in Russia.

I don’t think his 757 has the legs for Russia. And I very much doubt he could refill in Iceland. They would of course let him land.

If it flies at all.

Not sure about his other planes. But doubt it.

He could always ask Mexico for help. Ha hahaahhahahh. So? Venezuela?

Fact 1: Tan the Conman does have the right to remain silent.
Fact 2: He does not have the ability to do so.

Just like Ron “Tater Salad” White.

That’s exactly where I got that line from! You remember how he referred to his son, don’t you?

“Tater Tot”

Total whoosh.

Could it make it to Brazil? After a refill, could it make it a country on the western coast of Africa? After another refill, could it make it to Sudan or Egypt or even Saudi? After another refill, could it make it to Qatar?

(Golly, I haven’t had this much fun since I played ‘RISK’ when I was 12… )

“Sidney…? Are you sure I have enough ‘Free Move’ cards to get there from here in one turn?”
“Yes, Mr. Rump…”

PS- The Original reason I came on to this thread today: it’s officially sunrise on Tuesday Morning of 03/21/23. Just when are the “Fat Boys” chapters of Meal Team Six and The Gravy Seals supposed to rise up in some sort of ‘Tet Offensive’* against the NYPD…?

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*Actually, that is offensive to Vietnam. Maybe we should call it the ‘Git Offensive’?

The Am Offensive. As in I am, or as in the morning.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock!

Also, the Joe-Blow No Shows were not lost on the other GQP DC Grifters.

In a ‘strong show’ of ‘leadership’, Kevin McCarthy claims he told the GQP mental-case base not to protest… and Lo And Behold… they didn’t.

For his next trick, he will proclaim that if you walk in the rain, you will get wet.

The grift begins in earnest:

Full headline: “Donald Trump wants his ‘74 million’ supporters to sign a petition railing against his potential arrest. Those who sign it are asked to donate $3,300 and more.”

His former paramours must be accepting their hush money in 40 easy payments.

How many emails does a typical MAGA supporter get every day, from Trump, asking for money?

Remember when his big pitch in the 2016 primaries was that he’s so rich, he’d never have to ask for money from anybody.

Here’s what I found on a quick search. ‘Today’s Featured Map shows United’s current 757-200 routes from Newark in blue, with non-Newark 757-200 routes in orange. Also shown is the still-air range of the 737 MAX 10 from Newark.’

And this:

LNA ’s Aircraft Performance Model (APM) was put to use to analyze just how far the 757 can go. For this exercise, we ignored winds, hold times, and alternates—focusing only on the advertised range…

The distance between West Palm Beach and Moscow is 4,926 nautical miles. Trump’s airplane won’t make this non-stop. However, the distance between Bangor, Maine, an international airplane, is just 3,720nm—easily within the 757’s range with auxiliary fuel tanks.

Bangor might get Trump to northern Saudi Arabia non-stop, depending on the winds, etc. But the plane can’t make it non-stop from West Palm Beach.

So rich he’s “incorruptible” his supporters said.

I guess someone who’s already thoroughly corrupt can’t be corrupted any further, so you could say that there’s a grain of truth to that.

No, instead they corrupt everything around them, everything they touch.

Well, there’s still the Streisand Effect as Newsmax struggles to understand what is happening:

“Those signs look like they were made by the ‘grass roots’, Sean!”

It’s called FastSigns in my neighborhood, lol.