I took that statement as being “/s”
He was trying, itsm, to make the point that this was a professional demonstration given the banner, so yes he was definitely trying to be snarky. But those banners can be made at FastSign’s or The UPS Store via a design made in MS Paint. And look it.
Tell me the diaper baby balloon is coming back!
The messages on those signs are evergreen. Hopefully, they’ll get use in Georgia and DC.
I get about six a day at my suckmydickdonnie email address.
What happened to Truth Social not paying their Internet Hosting bill? How are they even operating?
[sarcasm]Such a pity Budapest seems to be out of range for a direct flight.[/sarcasm]
Not going to download another app. Does the $3300.00 go directly to him, a PAC, another Trump Inc. LLC, Cayman Islands??
Why the extra $300.00, inflation?
33 was the age of that other guy who was crucified. But Trump is a hundred times better.
The nails would be easy; volunteers would line up around the block!
That said, for the life of me I can’t thing of a type of wood that would be strong enough to hold his girth up on a cross…
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No, it would never work. How could Cecille B. DeMille ever film a biblical epic called,
“The Depends”?
I don’t have any inside knowledge about Twitter’s hosting bill but if I had to guess, I’d say
It would be a fucking nightmare.
“His hands are too small to hit with the nails properly, and we keep trying to cross his ankles but the bone spurs get it all tangled up.”
Why not just nail the bone spurs to the cross?
Gotta think these things through!
Donnie would never tolerate any letter other than “I.”
Just nail his ass and we can move on.
Well, actually, if we sharpen the ‘I’ we won’t need nails.
Even better:
Just nail his S and we can move on.
A little too bloodthirsty for me. Jail would be better.
This tangent reminded me of American Horror Story: Roanoke, which had the second most gruesome basic cable scene I recall. (Behind only the blood eagle from Vikings.)
Has anyone considered that if Trump is indicted, he will never willingly turn himself in to be booked for one simple, totally Trumpy reason. Criminal booking includes measuring weight and height, which become public records. If he is ever booked, we will finallly learn the truth about the lifts in his shoes and his magical 239lb lardass.
I’ve never understood the thing about lifts in his shoes. His reported height is 6’2", and it’s certainly no disgrace to be, say, 5’11" so I don’t see why he would bother with lifts (which are, I’ve heard, uncomfortable) if he’s not a short person.
Well, if you are 6’2", you are looking down on just about everyone who doesn’t play basketball. It is a psychological trick in negotiations.