A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

I wonder what makes him think only the waiter is gonna get stiffed?

I remember hearing about how he stiffed the wedding planner (AND the caterer, IIRC) when he and Melania got hitched.

The former president announced on Tuesday 18 April that he was selling another series of the NFT trading cards he released this past December.

“I am pleased to inform you that, due to the great success of my previously launched DIGITAL TRADING CARDS, we are doing it again, SERIES 2, AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW,” Mr Trump wrote on his social media platform, Truth Social.

The second series of cards consists of eight different NFTS, all priced at $99.

On Twitter, people mocked the new illustrations.

According to the website (https colon slash slash collecttrumpcards dot com), each card has a “pre-assigned rarity” with some being one of a kind. The website claims that no digital card will have “more than 10 copies in existence.”

The website also said if a person buys 47 digital cards they can get a ticket to a gala dinner with the former president at his Mar-a-Lago residence.

The dinner includes “entertainment and fine dining.”

Hamberders and Diet Coke, right? Assuming they’re actually let in.

Those are truly some gag-inducing images. Nightmare fuel indeed; only I am lucky enough to have poor short-term memory so I’m hoping the images will fade away before I turn in tonight.

He offered this with the last batch. Since we never heard of it happening, I guess no one took him up on it. I’m sure that’s it.

I noticed that some of the images were tagged as “potentially sensitive” and required that you click to acknowledge that you are willing to risk viewing them.

Does this series include Trump as a noir-style private eye? He already did Stupendous Man and Spaceman Spiff; he needs Tracer Bullet to complete the set.

Trump and Giuliani in a tree fort with their secret club GROSS.

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Now I’m thinking of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

Well, somebody is certainly feeling wealthy. Why would he even want to be President when the grifting is this good? He would have to stop doing these things. Oh, wait. No he wouldn’t.

Not Giuliani - Trump’s publicist, John Miller.

Great cartoon - and bonus points for the unexpected Watchmen tangent!

The latest from Jawjuh:

[Nelson from.The Simpsons] Haw-haw!

Was that implying that he’d be holding classified documents or that he’d be nekkid?

Maybe it’s both, like a fan dance but with marked manila folders.

Now that’s an image.

My personal favorites were The two images with guitars, him as the king of hearts, and him as George Washington crossing the Delaware.

But they used the same image for the two guitar cards, with only the addition of him sitting on a motorcycle for one.

All the images have a subtraction … about 100 lbs.

That’s assuming he’s not lying about the number of sales, the dollar amount, or both, a pretty big assumption when you consider the source.

Hilarious (if disturbing, on several levels).