Steve Urkle rolling a 20 sided die is cooler than Trump playing a guitar on a motorcycle.
But I’d pay real money to see him really attempt that.
While jumping the fountain at Caesars Palace…
And being filmed by Linda Evans.
Seriously, look it up.
Trump likes cheap knockoffs and hates CHYNA, right? Then he’d be very conflicted about this movie. Now available on Amazon Prime!. Admittedly this might not strictly fit in this thread, but I just had to share it.
On an unrelated topic, there’s a lot of weird conspiracy stuff on Prime. I guess all of their money is good.
I probably won’t see the movie, but I loved the trailer. Especially “…and large hands.”
Cloning him is like having your disposable Bic ballpoint pen fixed. It’s not worth any time or money.
“High ape index” in this household.
Although not as risible as your guy I was once behind a someone a little too short for his hog. When we stopped at a light he would balance for several moments then slowly fall to one side, left usually, until his leg was propping the bike up at a 15-degree list.
When the light changed he’d drag the foot a few yards until he had enough speed to get vertical again.
That’s kinda scary. I’m 5’2" and I was smart enough to have my sporty dropped and lowered. I liked to show off by standing on both feet and kinda bouncing it between my legs.
I also showed off by never dragging my feet, that is such an noob move.
I was in control of my bike at all times, idiots like that make all the rest of us look bad.
I’ve actually watched that movie. It makes the works of Neal Breen and Tommy Wiseau look positively Shakespearean.
You’ve actually watched it? Truly you have powers and abilities beyond mortal men.
Just be glad I use those powers for good.
Apparently Mike Lindell’s fake election “data” was pretty amateurish. TIL that the guy who won money from Lindell voted from Trump twice, which is…weird, given this lawsuit. 
As Michael Jordan said, the only color that matters is green.
Fox News effectively fired Tucker Carlson this morning. No final show, nothing. He’s outta there!
Time to break out the good booze! I think I have a bottle of champagne somewhere.
And darling Tucker has other lawsuits hanging over him:
From NPR:
… Carlson is also the focus of a lawsuit from his former senior booking producer, Abby Grossberg, who alleges his show’s workplace was replete with examples of alleged sexism. Her lawsuit alleges, among other things, that mocked-up photographic images depicted then-U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi “in a bathing suit revealing her cleavage” and that staffers were polled — on two separate occasions — on which of two female candidates for Michigan governor they would rather have sex with.
This is gonna be fun. Need to stock up on the popcorn.
You think nothing can make a Monday worth living for and then – wham – this!
Gosh, I am downright cheerful now!
Wonderful news.
Color me pessimistic. Fascist TV abhors a vacuum.
Nothing will change.