I’ll be rooting for a third party run by the loser. Well, they’re both losers, but you know what I mean.
wolfpup:
genial ol’ Walt himself.
A character which apparently was as much a fantasy as the mouse was.
Roy Wood, Jr. was the featured comedian at the Washington Correspondents Dinner, and launched some zingers at Trump and his enablers.
Y’all look good … look like everybody got a little piece of that settlement money from Fox News. And that’s all I have to say about that. Because I’m not going to have Dominion on my ass. I love Dominion. Matter of fact, let me just say right now: My favorite voting machine is Dominion voting machines. When I go to the polls, I make sure it is a Dominion machine that I use. If your election needs the truth, put Dominion in your booth.
Tucker Carlson is out of the job. Some people celebrating. But to Tucker’s staff I want you to know that I know what you’re feeling. I work at “The Daily Show” so I, too, have been blindsided by the sudden departure of the host of a fake news program.
Tucker Carlson is the first host to get fired from Fox News for something that’s only partially about how he treats women. That’s progress. He shattered the asshole ceiling.
Yes, Don Lemon was a diva and he said a couple of women are raggedy in the face. But that’s a promotion at Fox News,
Keeping up with Donald Trump scandals is like watching Star Wars movies. You gotta watch the third one to understand the first one. Then you can’t miss the second one, because it’s got Easter eggs for the fifth one. Donald Trump is the only politician whose scandals got spin-offs on Disney+.
An often overlooked purpose of tonight’s dinner is to award scholarships to students who have shown great achievements in journalism. These brave young souls are the future of the industry, and I’d like to stop right now and congratulate tonight’s top scholarship recipient: Arizona State senior George Santos.
Ron [Desantis], everybody know how to do politics. This is America. We don’t pass laws. You make a promise to voters. And then you don’t do it. That’s what the great leaders in this room understand.
You are trying to erase Black people and a lot of Black people wouldn’t mind some of that erasure as long as that Black person is Clarence Thomas.
At the end of the day, [being] the vice president, the only thing you got to do is just be better than Dick Cheney. … They made a documentary about Dick Cheney. Now, I don’t know much about the job of vice president, but I do know if they can make a documentary about your time as vice president, you vice president-ed incorrectly.
There’s other stuff, too, of course.
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I really loved his NFT comparison of Clarence Thomas. It probably did explain NFTs to a lot of people
I believe it was “we can all look at him, but only a billionaire owns him.”
Agreed. That one landed well.
This one may be something of a stretch, but Adidas is being sued by investors who claim the company knew about his behavior long before they need their partnership with him. He’s not a party to the suit, but it’s still fun to see his toxic views receiving backlash.
Poor Junior. Just gotta feel sorry for the poor guy.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-jr-bashes-fox-news-for-not-having-him-on-the-network-in-nine-months/ar-AA1aBZZQ
“I used to be on Fox three, four, five, six, ten times a week," said Trump Jr. "I haven’t been on in nine months. Not a call, not an invite, not anything.
The world’s smallest cello?
Gyrate
May 2, 2023, 8:36am
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Yeah I know - it’s the wrong way around and being played below the bridge. Quibble, quibble, quibble…
tofor
May 2, 2023, 1:07pm
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Yeah. When you teach your tardigrades to play a violin the right way round, then you can criticise. It’s difficult because they don’t really have chins.
Sherlock Holmes would play his violin on his knee.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Poor Don Jr. Hasn’t been invited to burble on Fox for 9 months! Censorship!
Guess what, sonnyboy? I have never been invited on Fox. MASSIVE CENSORSHIP!
Nobody has given me a news network of my own!! CENSORSHIP.
This boy’s cheese has done slipped off his cracker.
So Donnie boy; if you’re being censored, how are we hearing about it?
Or perhaps you no longer have anything that won’t get us (Fox) sued newsworthy to say?
Easy Cheese. Uses the same coloring agent as Daddy does.
