A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Of note here is that the reditor has all his cited links as high green quality according to NewsGuard. Only one does now appear as qualified as it is a satellite picture from a Harvard cite.

A very good case for the incompetence of Trump, although it falls for the bit that Trump was calling it a hoax. But, that is a nitpick really, while Trump did clarify that the hoax was the reaction that the democrats had and fact-checkers agree, history has shown that in practice the actions of Trump and what many followers did and are doing is just the same as if they did/are assume/ing that the pandemic is a hoax.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-prophet-jeremiah-johnson-who-predicted-2020-victory-ends-ministry/ar-BB1eyvCy?li=BBnb7Kz

“Our mission according to Revelation 22:17 is to help prepare the Bride of Christ for the return of our glorious Bridegroom King Jesus. We have been instructed to prepare an Altar for the Wedding day,” the website says.

And Trump will grab her by the pussy and sexually assault her.

Johnson said he did not make the decision lightly, writing in a Facebook post that he ended Jeremiah Johnson Ministries “after much prayer and the clear direction of the Lord,”

I hope the Lord told him “Knock that shit off, you hypocritical sanctimonious asshole!”

You’d think by now he would have learned not to listen to the so-called Supreme Being.
Or God, for that matter.

I suspect what he was really listening to was the drying up of the sweet, sweet money that was flowing into his bank account, and keeping him in a very comfortable lifestyle. The Trump Money Train has gone off the tracks, so he’s just switching to the next scam.

Or he might be worried about the death threats he’s getting from his fellow Trumpy evangelicals, and wants to lie low for a while.

WWJD? Probably death threats,right?

Fucking idiot. This is America. We don’t do lords.

Are you an Autonomous Collective then?

Hold on a moment, I just spotted some lovely filth down there and need to fill my basket.

Seen on Fark:

:musical_note: Jeremiah was a prophet.
Was a good friend of mine.
He predicted Trump would win last year,
but now all he can do is whine. :musical_score:

Never understood a single word he said,
'til his ministry reached the end of the line.

I sort of half do, and half don’t want to know what “the bride of Christ” is in this particular worldview/scam.

And I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know what Johnson plans to do to “prepare” her, or it, or whatever.

:grimacing:

The Church, I think. Was RC, these idiots probably consider themselves successors or the one true church nowadays. Nuns were/are called the brides of Christ. I think. Been a while since I had anything to do with the church.

I’m kinda worried that their “Wedding day” is a reference to the Apocalypse. Which would be bad.

[side note]

At the beginning of the extended passage of Revelation Chapters 21 and 22, after all the trials and tribulations, the last angel shows to the Seer the new Heavens and Earth and the Seer writes: “I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband.” Then it is reiterated as the angel says “Come, I will show you the bride, the wife of the Lamb. And he carried me away in the Spirit to a mountain great and high, and showed me the Holy City, Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God." And later on the Spirit and the Bride are described as calling for those who thirst for the waters of life to come. So the Bride is the New Jerusalem, all ready to receive the triumphant King looking her finest as a bride receiving her husband, and a common interpretation is that it is a personification of the redeemed world and the church triumphant, having overcome all the tribulations.

His reference probably also harkens to the parable of the bridesmaids, wherein those who had wisely prepared were able to join the groom at the wedding feast.
[/side note]

Well it’s another fine day of nation building. Let’s have a parade

I never did get around to reading Revelation.

The murderer is 666.

It’s really weird.

Check the Brick Testament for the best illustrated “cliff notes” of the bible, made with Legos, not animated, the creator did it before the Lego movies where a thing.

https://thebricktestament.com/revelation/index.html

Link to Revelations, with links to other books of the bible at higher resolutions here:

It should be mentioned that some sections are NSFW, but if one is not aware of that, one really does not know their Bible.