Doesn’t go nearly far enough.
History can be a beautiful thing.
In my inbox today. Only the ladies can enter to win this fabulous prize!
Oh, I’ve been getting those, too - after having successfully unsubscribed months ago. But they are shocked shocked shocked that someone that loves Trump as much as I do hasn’t jumped at this awesome opportunity.
They really want me to win a trip to Mar-a-Largo to see “my favorite President” (although I don’t know why Obama would hang out in a tacky country club with chipped gold gilt and filthy carpets.)
Part of the prize is getting to have your picture taken with Trump, but there was some funny language around that in the fine print - probably because it’s from the RNC and Trump doesn’t want them using his name, so I’m pretty sure he’s not posing for pictures with winners. They’ll probably substitute a cardboard cutout or Reince Priebus.
ETA- yes, I got the “double entry” joke - but I wanted to talk about the actual contest they want you to be double entried in.
Or indeed at any point for the last several years.
Of course his real crime as far as his flock was concerned wasn’t that he made a false prophesy, it’s that he apologized after and admitted he was wrong rather than saying that Trump actually won.
Well there are other “prophets” claiming that Trump actually won and will retake power any day now. They can just move on to those jokers.
Now, are those prophecies only good for the next four years?
After we elect President Pete over Poser Pence in '24, will the Trumpists claim he was robbed twice and will be crowned on Inauguration Day January 5, 2025?
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eta: “President Pete” because Kamala decided she really liked being VP and wanted to keep it up for another four years…
Which proves beyond a doubt that the Black Asian Woman is the Dark Power behind the AntiChristPresident. Connect the dot, sheeple!
This is on the Huffington Post’;s “Weird News” this morning (March 19 2021):
In Texas, people!
My one complaint is that it really doesn’t look an awful lot like him. People might as well have been beating up on a department store mannequin.
Looks like Boris Johnson to me in this photo from the article:
https://www.instagram.com/p/By0-egdHdDX/?utm_source=ig_embed
It’s the hair. It makes him look like Klaus Kinski.
If you cover up the hair and just focus on the face, the likeness is actually okay.
This makes sense, if you know how these places make their statues. The hair insertion process is designed to simulate how a, uh, normal person wears their hair. The voluminous fluff-and-comb-over thing Trump does is evidently impossible to replicate with these materials and techniques.
They are being dumb. They should sell $100 punches and $250 for a kick in the nutz.
While in the back room, dozens of fabricators are desperately trying to keep up with the demand.
Boris Johnson crossed with Tom Petty.
The Post-of-the-Day contest is over.
My best laugh of the day.
Yes, but have you ever seen Johnson and Trump together at the same time…?
I saw Johnson punching the Trump statue here in San Antonio, does that count?
Their mistake was in trying to replicate it artificially. They should spring for the genuine pelt of an orange marmoset. Expensive, yes, but the authentic results are well worth it.