Everyone is on tenterhooks. You may have hit on the shared experience that could reunite the country.
Trump gave a speech in California the other day. Wait until you hear his plan for preventing forest fires.
I guess he’s moved on from raking the floors because raking a damp forest floor would be hard.
I heard this on TV at some point today and people were ecstatically cheering. It just boggles the mind.
Trump Suggests Bizarre Plan to Dampen Forests to Prevent Wildfires (businessinsider.com)
nevermind
Nitpick: I’d say first you sweep the forest floor and only then do you dampen it.
But’s its classic Trump: promise anything and everything someone wants, that’ll be their immediately, if not sooner, with zero plans for delivering it. Other than demanding it be done.
But yeah, it boggles the mind that people believe it. And those people get to vote as well!
So many people come up to Trump with tears in their eyes to thank him for saving the country. His plan is obviously to channel these tears into the dry canals. Only a genius of his stability could devise such a plan.
Where in this mythical “up North “ is this water coming from? And who are “they” who claim this?
Never mind, Silly questions
I would assume he’s got a plan to steal water from Canada.
Then I assume he can fuck right off.
The Canadians are a generous people, they would surely give us all the water we want, if we can just get over the language barrier.
“They’ve had fires in Calfiornia. The biggest. And they didn’t listen to me. They mocked me when I said they need to sweep the forests. You know they’re going to mock me now. All I’m saying is they need to put water on the flame. It’ll be just like a hamberder commercial. You know it’s working when you hear the shizzazzizzalin.”
They’re cheering over the prospect of irrigated bathrooms. Can you blame them? 
If their diet’s like their traitor hero’s, I’m guessing they really need some powerful water closet irrigation.
And they can’t use a Bidet, for obvious reasons.
Illiteracy?
And another one bites the dust!
A Texas man pleaded guilty to assaulting a police officer during the Jan. 6 riots on Friday, the Department of Justice announced.
Adam Jackson participated in the riots and threw what appeared to be a large cone at law enforcement battling rioters in the tunnels outside the Capitol Building on Jan. 6, prosecutors claim.
And what did this particular traitor post on FB? Ah, this is some golden inanity:
In since-deleted Facebook posts after the insurrection, Jackson shared that the violence of the riots was caused by “Antifa” and Black Lives Matter protesters, often-cited and debunked conspiracy theories. The post also said that former President Trump would attempt a military coup before inauguration day.
“If POTUS doesn’t stop this, [Trump] will be hunted down and arrested along with his entire family by the left. That’s a fact. And with him gone, our country is gone too. He knows this. He’s not going to sit there and do nothing,” the post read, according to prosecutors.
“From now to the 19th is show time, we just don’t know exactly when. So yes, we are in a full blown Military Operation right now to remove the threats and install our President back in power and control the violence in the big cities,” it continued.
Well, reunite half the country anyway. 
Well, I was thinking that we’re all on tenterhooks, albeit for different reasons.
It’s amazing how large the Deep State Conspiracy of traitors and liars that oppose trump has grown:
- Top military leaders like Milley
- Journalists
- Scientists
- Economists
- Presidential historians
- Virtually every Democrat
- Many Republican politicians who are not currently holding or running for office
- Many Republican politicians who are currently holding or running for office (quietly)
- Dozens of people who used to be in trump’s inner circle
trump will really have his work cut out for him getting back to draining that swamp if he’s reelected.
Well, Trump has been arrested, and his family is being looked at.
But let me rephrase the FB post: ‘If POTUS doesn’t stop this, [Trump] will be will be held accountable for his many crimes by the United States of America. That’s a fact…’
And that just won’t do. The Messiah cannot be held accountable for anything! (According to the uneducated deplorables.)
Also, two-thirds of the American People. And Reality.