He looks like a dirty long haired hippie.
“It’ll be okay, Donald, I’ve been through a trial before.”
“How’d that work out for you?”
“I got crucified. But let’s not worry about that. Let’s just see what happens next here, okay?”
Someone on the twitter link asked what Fabian was doing next to Trump.
Jesus looks pretty rough for a fictional character in his thirties.
Hell, I thought it was Zakk Wylde.
If anything could make me even more atheist, that was it.
I thought it was Willem Dafoe from ‘The Last Temptation of Christ’.
Nah, not enough prostitutes for that one.
That’s what hard living on the road with a band does to you.
So was Judas the “bad boy” of the group?
He must’ve been the drummer.
But there won’t be any forest fires if trump is reelected, because the forests will get regular rakings on his watch.
What’s left unsaid in that ‘courtroom sketch’ is that Jesus is acting as the bailiff. He interrupted his busy schedule running Heaven to personally make sure trump got up to no funny business in court.
He was 33, I think, when he was crucified. I think he looks pretty good for a 2056 year old.
More like a jealous roadie.
Or rather the manager. He kept the band’s kitty after all.
So who would Paul be, since as far as I recall he never met The Man himself?
Paul just did some important remixes of the broken-up band.
And set up a fiduciary trust in some tax h(e)aven. The longest running tax elusion scheme in history, one must grant him that.
If Trump could understand what Paul has done (spoiler: he is incapable of that) he would be soooo jealous. Pity he is so dumb, I would love to see his head explode, but that takes at least a wee bit of brain.
Right- manager works better. He not only kept the band’s money, he got Jesus kicked out of the band-- His miracles were getting kind of uninspired and repetitive, and He had developed a bad water-into-wine habit. Also, at 33, He was losing the younger demographic.
Tribute act.
More like, “Sampled the hell out of it, and misunderstood why everyone liked the original.”
Jewish guy sitting next to him in court? Trump probably thinks he’s his lawyer.