I prefer this one.
OMG I actually lol’d at that. 
I snickered, which is a lot when considering that I’m humor-challenged.
Ya know, and it’s fully rhetorical, but I always look at the so-called Christian types who create and circulate this sort of crap, and almost wish I believed in any of it. Because ye-gad, would these people be hoist by their own petard once they got to judgement! I get it that most theoretical Christians have never read any of the books, but you’d think that some of the basics, maybe the 10 commandments (I know, for many of them, that’s the OTHER book, but still) and see just how fucked they are by their own standards on idols and false gods.
But we already have plenty of statements on how all of that “love thy neighbor” stuff (sticking to the book they pay attention too) is weak, librul crap.
Sorry, rant off, but I made sure to get it out of my system in the right forum!
(if I’m utterly wrong, and the X-tian God is somehow supreme, AND my argument that as a Jew I’m protected under the prior contract is denied, I’ll get my eternal schadenfreude by watching all these asshats suffering next to me “Hell (painded chuckle) YOU guys signed up for this, quit your bellyaching!”)
I know most depictions of Jesus show him with some kick-ass abs, but he is an absolute unit in that sketch. He’s got to be like 6’7 and 215 pounds. He’s a Nordic dude who enters strong man competitions and wins.
I hearby appoint you King of the Internet for the day. Do what you will, your grace.
If you are ever in downtown Houston, check out the big stained glass window on the co-Cathedral of the Sacred Heart. It’s readily apparent from outside as you drive along I-45 at night.
That thirst trap Jesus is totally jacked. He doesn’t skip leg day…or any day at all.
https://uh.edu/kgmca/music/organ/_images/facilities/sacred-heart.png
And now back to your regularly scheduled schadenfreude
You gotta be to properly do a crucifix.
Madonna knew what she spoke of when she said, “shine your heavenly body tonight”.
Judge ordered the quadruple-indictee to STFU.
Judge Slaps Trump With Gag Order After He Spreads Lie About Court Clerk on Truth Social
Donald Trump was ordered to shut up and stop launching personal attacks against a judge’s court staff on Tuesday afternoon, a rude interruption of his bank fraud trial’s second day in New York.
At 3 p.m., after an unexpectedly long lunch break, Justice Arthur F. Engoron revealed that he had previously warned the former president’s lawyer to not engage in the aggressive and libelous attacks against the justice system he’s done across the country—only to discover today that Trump had crossed the line by aiming his hatred at the judge’s law clerk.
More at the link.
Paul was Phil Spector (and Jesus was the Let it Be album).
Glenn Kirschner explains why you don’t fuck a with a judges staff.
https://youtu.be/w-zGz4Rpb6o?t=235
Glenn never looks the way I expect from hearing his voice on podcasts. I keep expecting someone more nebbishy.
[Sad Trombone Sound]
SNORT! I bet that is burning his butt!
For future reference. Sad wah-wah trombone.
I wish they’d republish all the past ones with a line through his name.
How about asterisks? Hell, how about asterisks, octothorpes, exclamation marks, and a couple of other punctuation marks?