That was lovely. Thank you.
do they also branch out into landscaping companies that go by a similar name?
How about this (brought to you by you.com)?
(Verse 1)
I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas
Just like the ones I’ve rolled before
Where dung balls glisten
And beetles listen
To hear the ploppings once more
(Chorus)
I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas
With every stinky step I take
May my dung balls be round and tight
And may all my tunnels be just right
(Verse 2)
I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas
With every little pile I find
May your days be merry and smelly
And may you roll that dung so fine
(Chorus)
I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas
With every stinky step I take
May my dung balls be round and tight
And may all my tunnels be just right
(Bridge)
The smell of fresh manure fills the air
As we roll our dung with utmost care
And as we navigate through the night
We leave a trail, oh what a sight!
(Verse 3)
I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas
With every plop that I make
May the hills be filled with dung so sweet
And may my rolling never break
(Chorus)
I’m dreaming of a brown Christmas
With every stinky step I take
May my dung balls be round and tight
And may all my tunnels be just right
(Outro)
So, here’s to a Christmas that’s brown and grand
With dung beetles rolling across the land
May your holidays be filled with cheer
And may you always have dung near!
(And I fear I might be showing my age with this love song parody I asked the same source to create.)
(Verse 1)
Look into my compound eyes
You will see a dung beetle’s love arise
You know it’s true, I roll for you
There’s nothing I won’t do
(Chorus)
(Everything I roll) I roll it for you
Yeah, I’d gather dung, yeah, I’d push it too
I’d even build a ball, just to catch your eye
(Everything I roll) I roll it for you
(Verse 2)
There’s no distance I won’t crawl
To find that dung, I’ll give my all
For every scent, I’ll circumvent
To make my balls so heaven-sent
(Chorus)
(Everything I roll) I roll it for you
Yeah, I’d gather dung, yeah, I’d push it too
I’d even build a ball, just to catch your eye
(Everything I roll) I roll it for you
(Bridge)
You know it’s true
Everything I do, I do it for you
(Verse 3)
There’s no treasure I won’t find
To make you mine, I’ll never unwind
I’ll roll and roll, with all my soul
To attract you to my ball of gold
(Chorus)
(Everything I roll) I roll it for you
Yeah, I’d gather dung, yeah, I’d push it too
I’d even build a ball, just to catch your eye
(Everything I roll) I roll it for you
(Outro)
Everything I roll, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I roll it for you
I roll it for you, yeah, yeah, yeah
If that doesn’t put you in the Christmas spirit, I don’t know what will.
@Superdude, show me your dung ball, baby!
Please don’t
@Monty, you improved the hell out of that Bryan Adams song.
So he makes her so dizzy she mistakes that feeling for love?
Good job, Monty!
(I may be giving my AI assistant the wrong idea about me.)
(Verse 1)
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
(Verse 2)
I, I got to roll it, roll it, roll it through the night
And I don’t care if it’s left or right
I, I got to push it, push it, push it with all my might
Cause it’s my duty, my dung ball delight
(Chorus)
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
(Verse 3)
I, I got to roll it, roll it, roll it to my home
Where all the dung beetles like to roam
I, I got to push it, push it, push it, oh so strong
Cause it’s my purpose, my dung ball song
(Chorus)
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
(Bridge)
I just want to roll it, roll it
Just want to push it, push it
Just want to roll it, roll it
Just want to push it, push it
(Verse 4)
I, I got to roll it, roll it, roll it, dung ball divine
With my little legs, I’ll make it shine
I, I got to push it, push it, push it, all the time
Cause it’s my mission, my dung ball rhyme
(Chorus)
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
(Outro)
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, dung ball, right 'round
Like a dung beetle, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
When I lived on my current employer’s campus in Beijing, my roomie at the time and I rode the bus home from church every Sunday. It was a long route in both distance and time. To amuse ourselves and because we really couldn’t remember the Chinese names for many of the places we passed on the route, we took to giving the places names we liked, usually, but not always, from the scriptures. There was one corner where a bunch of tuk-tuk drivers would congregate and exchange or barter items. We called that “Money Changers at the Temple”. Closer to our campus, there was a defunct three floor seafood restaurant which covered about half a block. We called that one “Great and Spacious Building”. And back in our apartment on campus, we referred to the clothes drying balcony as “Skid Row”.
So what they’re actually suing him for is for refuting the lie that they still want to publish.
Yup, the only want writers who can lie consistently and convincingly.
If ever there was a place for Trump’s “worthless clause” or Sidney Powell’s “no reasonable person would believe what I said was factual” defense this was it. They knew he was lying and were counting on it. That is how they sold their books. If he had told the truth they would have made a lot less money.
The question is whether after this any other Conservative figure is going to want to work with them, not that they have shown that at any time their profit from the a book they agree to publish can be yanked in a similar way.
I say, let the best schmuck win!
The fact zero of their customers are reasonable people kinda give this the lie. But it’s just crazy enough to maybe work.
I believe you meant “now” instead of “not” after that last comma.
Trump Is ‘Confused’ by Allies’ Guilty Pleas. Answer at end of article “None of the attorneys who pled guilty will face prison time.”
Minor takeaway: there’s a thing called “Lindell TV?”
Apparently so: Lindell-TV (TV Series 2021– ) - Episode list - IMDb
And every episode is labeled as “fantasy”.
I really hope that one day, very soon, we will be treated to the sight of dozens of GOP Republican Representatives beating each other senseless on the floor of the House with a wide variety of heavy and/or pointed objects.
I think they should revert to tradition: duels at ten paces (preceded by the obligatory slap with a glove). Put them on PPV and they might make a substantial dent in the national debt.
Oh my, you are expecting way too much decorum from that bunch. An uncontrolled hair pulling, ball kicking, head bashing, free for all, sounds much more their style.