Nah. PPV is too iffy. Let’s go with Rollerball. This has the advantage of requiring team uniforms. And then they can do like racing: put the sponsors’ patches on the uniforms.
So in order to expel someone from the House they just need to throw them over the top rope?
Tell 'em it’d pwn the libs. They’d be all over it like a starving Rottweiler at a pork chop.
I’d be satisfied with ratting each other out about involvement in January 6.
One of these GOP Congressguys knows MTG was Pipe Bomb Girl. If Gawd loves me, “Colonel Sanders” will drop dime on her.
Pardon my ignorance, but “Pipe Bomb Girl?”. Somehow I completely missed that part of the Jan 6th traitors. If you’d care to give a couple sentence summary of whatever that was I’d be much obliged.
Presumably this:
TLDR pipe bombs were placed, still no suspects.
“I never thought the Leopards would eat each other’s faces”, said the voter who would never vote for the “Leopards Eating People’s Faces” party… gleefully.
Tiffany’s been around her family long enough, I bet she knows a lot about dung balls.
I could totally picture that.
[Disappointedly stops typing a PM]
They could take some lessons from Taiwan’s parliament.
Okay, the punching is not acceptable behavior, but I love the fact that one side was chucking water balloons while their opponents were prepared with raincoats and board to deflect the water balloons.
Sure, make politics even more like professional wrestling.
Or a Gallagher show.
The Ohio Republicants, despite lies, moving goalpost, voter cancellations; got their butts handed to them in the constitutional amendment ballot measure. This puts abortion rights and the right to make decisions about birth control, miscarriage care, and fertility treatment into the state constitution.
First comment which covers my opinion entirely.
" I know it is unkind to gloat, but I’m an Ohioan and GODDAMN does this feel good tonight. Republicans in Ohio have had their boots on the necks of us women for far to long, and it has been excruciating listening to their whinging for the past few months about how “extreme” and “radical” it is to ensure that women can make decisions about their own bodies. I cannot wait for fucking Gov. Mike DeWine’s press conference when he’s asked about it. Suck on your loss, you sniveling little fascist.
And while I’m at it, a hearty fuck you to the Catholic diocese in Ohio. The three diocese donated millions of dollars to defeat Issue 1, money that could have been spent actually helping to support the poor and suffering in the state (And the Catholic church wonders why young people are leaving the church in droves? Big mystery there). Parishioners were subjected to lectures from the pulpit for weeks telling them how to vote and excoriating members who believed women have the right to determine what happens to their own bodies. If I hadn’t left the church in disgust decades ago, I would be sorely tempted to return to my home parish on Sunday proudly wearing my “Nevertheless, She persisted” t-shirt and every pro-choice button I’ve got. And then I would fucking shimmy and dance my way up the aisle while giving the priest the finger."
The best schadenfreude is the self-inflicted kind:
“MyPillow’s been decimated. … We’ve lost hundreds of millions of dollars,” Lindell said, adding that the other main assets he has left are his home and pickup truck. He blamed Dominion, Smartmatic and the news media, including the conservative outlets Fox News and Newsmax.
“You’re all doing it because you want me to shut up about security of our elections,” a defiant Lindell said. “You’re all the same.”
Just calling this out because it makes me smile.
Virginia also goes for pro-choice candidates.
“Deci” is Latin for one-tenth. The original meaning of ‘decimate’ is from when Romans would kill one out of every ten of a group of enemies subjugated in battle, as a lesson to the rest.
Lindell and his company’s money has been centumated 
Wouldn’t that be a loss of one in a hundred?
Unimated?