A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

from the WaPo article:

More significantly (presuming that they follow through, which might be enforced lest their deal fall through):

They also promised to assist the Department of Justice with its investigation and help the Biden electors as they continue their lawsuit against Troupis [Jim Troupis, a former Dane County judge who led Trump’s recount efforts in the state] and Chesebro [Kenneth Chesebro, who advised Republicans around the country and pleaded guilty in October to conspiring to overturn Biden’s win in Georgia].

And here I thought he was taking a dump.

Who says he wasn’t?

All this talk about Turkey is making me Hungary, too…

I’ll get my coat.

I’ve heard you really learn how to multitask while president.

How strange and unexpected … it seems that the chairman and co-founder of Students for Trump was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon. I thought everything related to Trump was always completely law-abiding!

Also, in the style of his orange hero, the guy appears to wearing an animal pelt on his head. It’s a different style than the one favoured by the Orange Peril, but same general idea. The thing on top of his head looks somewhat like a deceased hedgehog.

Co-founder of the political organization Students for Trump? :white_check_mark:
Grabbed a woman by her arm? :white_check_mark:
Hit her in the forehead with a firearm instead of shooting her? :triangular_flag_on_post:

I think we gots one of them antifa fascist hoplophobe false flag FBI double agents on our hands here.

Learned a new word… I was trying to figure out how a fear of Greek infantry fit in…

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I would have used toxic, but your point remains valid.

Careful now you don’t want to get hate mail from hedgehog fanciers. Hedgehogs are much cuter than that neo-nazi doo anyway.

I know it’s certainly something simple like a sun burn, wind burn or the like, but the photo of Mister-pistolwhip certainly -looks- like a third rate rip off Marvel’s Chameleon villain. I mean just look at it -

You can see the damn SEAM where he slapped on a new face in a half-assed effort!

I find myself curious in the, “Ooo look a traffic accident,” as to the circumstances surrounding the attack by the dead-animal-wearing-chameleon-boy.

There are actually two different visible seams. The one on the face is the result of the Trump-Tan Booth™, which I assume is a phenom among trumpsters. The one on top of his head is just the dead hedgehog he has lying there, no doubt for good reasons related to admiration for his hero. Another forthcoming commonality may be the world of the jail-bird that they both eventually share.

All I’m going to say, is he better be careful - third rate villains with paper thin stories and silly gimmicks were the natural prey of the Scourge of the Underworld in Marvel. He’d better be careful entering any bars with no name.

Specifically:

Writer/editor Mark Gruenwald originally created the Scourge in 1985 as a plot device intended to thin the criminal population of the Marvel Universe, in particular eliminating those supervillain characters he deemed to be too minor, redundant, or ill-conceived.[1] Numerous other characters have used the name, often with differing motives and loyalties.

I mean, he ticks all the boxes, game over man, game over!

That’s a weird tan-line. Maybe from wearing a hoodie? Oh no, he might be a thug.

From a truth today:

I guess he doesn’t realize that he’s saying the cases have merit (he could have been charged three years ago) and are not made-up bullshit just now invented to fuck with his run for president. He gets so wound up about it that he doesn’t even consider that he is making the opposite point of what he intended. But his fans are so stupid they won’t notice.

I didn’t think there were any lawsuits from Biden?

The DOJ has two criminal cases against him, Georgia has a criminal case, and New York has a lawsuit against him. Then there are all the private lawsuits against him. But I don’t think Biden/DOJ is suing him over anything.

But you are missing the only salient point here. The magatflatearthers believe Biden is doing all of the negative things happening to Tan the Conman.

Rudy’s having some financial difficulties and more ketchup (perhaps the only thing Trump gave him) is about to hit the fan down in Georgia.

That’s what he gets for being the back half of the Jackass costume.