If I understand the reports correctly it would seem that tanTrump tries to mask his stench with farts, after cologne did not work. That may be related to what he would like to sell as his meteoric rise. That meteors usually fall and that meteoric is not the same as meteorism are just details he does not care about. Too complex anyway, fake facts!
Maybe Trump should use Lume deodorant. I cannot speak to his underboob, but I’m sure that he could use it in other places.
That might be like matter meeting antimatter. Better not try.
…and you wouldn’t want to get close enough to try.
I’ll bet his underboob is more charming and intelligent than his mouth.
Bleh. Imagine being a Secret Service agent, always crammed into small spaces with Farty J. Butt-trumpet: elevators, cars, helicopters, airplanes etc…
Just get a longer handle.
Semi-serious question (not specifically for @Gyrate): Will overseas assets such as Turnberry be impacted when NY state shuts down the Trump Org? If so, I’m not surprised the Trumps are bleeding it dry as fast as they can.
Remember the Trump-Clinton debates where Trump would stand behind Hillary and try to act all intimidating while she was talking? I would have loved for her to stop in mid-sentence and say “Oh God, what is that smell?” every time he did that. I’ll bet he would have stayed on his own side of the stage after a couple rounds of that.
Legal Eagle had placed Tacopina at B Tier which meant he was one of Trump’s more competent lawyers. More work for the F Tier
Its been a while since I watched that video so I may be wrong, but as I recall, there weren’t any lawyers in the A tier.
No, there were no “S” tier lawyers (which is the highest rank going by video game tier rankings that Devin borrows from; though sometimes there is “S” and “SS”, don’t ask). There were a couple of “A” tier lawyers. Here is the video again for anyone who didn’t see it before:
The A tier lawyers were Todd Blanche, Susan Necheles, Chris Kise, and Steve Sadow.
So, whats the over/under on the number of Scaramucci’s before those four quit?
“Were” perhaps being the operative word after being exposed to the mierdas touch.
Trump goes through lawyers almost as fast as he goes through adult diapers, and they all end up the same way. Tossed aside and covered in shit.
Watch it! Don’t be saying his Secret Service code name so cavalierly!
Or, while continuing to speak, pulled out a can of Lysol spray and spritzed it in his general direction.
Speaking of terrible lawyers…
< sad trombone sound >
TL,DR: The case is in New York Federal Court, so Boris isn’t qualified to do lawyer-y things in that courtroom. And should have known that.
“Are you a student in this class?”
“I’m a student in this University.”
'Alright then, please have a seat."
There’s “Please have a seat” as in “Please join the class”, and then there’s “Please have a seat” as in “Sit down and shut up because you’re not qualified to speak in this court”.
Not sure whether this counts as schadenfreude or just general stupidity, but the fiancée of Jake Lang, long-imprisoned-but-not-yet-tried J6er, is posting on his Xwitter account on his behalf and in his voice, whining about how persecuted he is for being jailed for assaulting police. The latest effort starts out:
She’s getting quite heavily dragged by people pointing out who was in office on January 16, 2021.