A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

He states he’s “stlll incarcerated”. Can you really use Xitter in prison?

The fiancee is posting on his account.

In fairness, not every U.S. District Court requires specific admission to the bar of that court - for many, it’s enough to be admitted to the bar of that state - but agreed, that’s the kind of thing a lawyer should find out before appearing.

In other news, Trump lost the Old Dominion State to Biden by an even greater margin than was thought at the time: Virginia officials find misreported 2020 election votes added to Trump’s total

Never mind getting the date wrong. What sickens me is the implication that the guy is being deprived of his freedom only because Biden is president. Dude, you (allegedly) assaulted police officers. You’d be in jail in any civilized society, under any sane leadership, and politics has fuck-all to do with it.

Obviously, the missing votes were on a slow boat from China.

wrong thread

Peoole are wondering why Syphilis is trending on Xitter.

Does Rocky Mountain spotted fever cause mental deterioration?

A smart tick wouldn’t bite Trump.

Come on, we all know they are stigmata.

They’re bite marks from Melania when he tried to grab her by the hoo-hah.

Traitor Trump = Stigmata Hari?

Wait, it’s not just ketchup?

Just to be pedantic, I’ll note that there are a number of infectious diseases other than syphilis and RMSF that cause ‘spots’ on the palms, e.g. Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease, endocarditis (heart valve infection), Review of skin rashes involving palms and soles PDF), . . .

There. I’m finished.

Well, this is a disease common in toddlers, so that checks out.

And if he had spots on his ear, you’d be inventing Ear-Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease…

Vagina Dentata? Nah, that’s just a fantasy in his head.

Foot IN Mouth Disease sounds very Trump.

I heard he tried to pick up a crucifix.

Best guess I’ve seen is frostbite - idiot likely grabbed a handrail outside in -4 Iowa with no gloves on.