A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

Good people may have BO problems that are not their fault, but they don’t literally smell like shit. Trump, very appropriately, allegedly does.

If this story gets wide exposure – which I sincerely hope it does – including the part about how the lawyers that have to sit with him are nauseated by the stench – I fully expect the Orange Shitbag to demand that his lawyers deny it, under threat of being fired. And I also fully expect these long-suffering lawyers, exhibiting the ethics of a nocturnal rodent, to do so.

This is a unique circumstance. Join in (or at least don’t discourage) the “Trump stinks” mocking not because it’s fun, or frankly even because he deserves it. Do it because it could be the thing, the relatively trivial thing, that costs him the election.

Pinky swear from all of us in the decent tribe that this does not set a precedent for common use in the future.

If it costs him his cult leader status, I’m all for it!

Or maybe not.

That is not the specific article I read before, but it has the same (long) quote in it. Thank you.

Well, it’s 9:30 AM in America and the internet is once again ablaze with stories of the dark cloud that seems to be hanging over Rump.

I suppose I should feel sympathy, but Schadenfreude describes it best:

I just know that Rump is giving his people one hell of a blowing up somewhere…

Yes, an obnoxious cloud that lingers and spreads, or so I hear.

Actually I’m not even sure whether you’re referring to his legal issues, his gastrointestinal issues, or both.

Actually, I believe methane is colorless.

Oh, did you mean a metaphorical dark cloud? Carry on.

Since the debate here has gone down a shitty path :slight_smile:
It seems many people are arguing that trump uses diapers, but my question then is; wouldnt that show on his pants if he had that extra padding inside. It would be visible wouldnt it?

My mum who is 78 years old uses adult diapers, and its pretty easy to see outside her clothes that she does. So, just wondering if its possible to hide those diapers from visibility?

My first wife wore Depends Silhouettes, which tend to not bulk out the backside.

There’s a picture in the link @Pardel-Lux posted.

Fair to him, probably. A good idea, not if you want to help society handle these things better in general.

Human nature does not work that way.

So the ends justify the means? I just want to be clear that folks understand what they are advocating for here.

In this case? Yes.

Or not so subtle. I had an elderly cat with intestinal issues that resulted in loose bowel movements whose abhorrent pungency could fill a three-story townhouse, and that’s from a six-pound cat. Just imagine what someone Trump’s size could release into the atmosphere. Especially if the stress of being trapped in trial ups his digestive difficulties.

I view this more as Donald Trump making his own bed and having to lie in it. We’re mocking Trump because he’s spent years mocking others in order to make himself seem stronger by comparison. Remember when he mocked a disabled reporter? Or when he insulted John McCain for getting capture during the Vietnam War? How about when he referred to deal US soldiers as “losers?” Referring to current military leaders as stupid, Bill Barr as weak, Joe Biden as someone who can’t “put two sentences together.” It’s not a matter of the ends justifying the means. Trump is just reaping what he sowed.

Don’t you mean “… Donald Trump making his own bed and having to shit in it”?

Well, someone was going to say that, might as well be me. I just wish his political career would finally shit the bed.

Can’t disagree with any of this.

Wicked karma.

‘Do unto others as they do unto others.’

I don’t actually think donald smells like shit. I mean, I wouldn’t put it past him to fart while dozing off, but I think the smells bad thing is a gaslighting campaign by some of his detractors. And I’m guessing that it derives from the fact that 1) donald is a notorious germaphobe and 2) he does have a strong odor, but it’s that combination of too much cologne, aftershave, spray tan, and scented hair products. Not shitty, but definitely pungent.

And the thing is, if will drive donald nuts if he thinks people think he smells bad. Like, it will consume him. Psychological torture.

Anyway, that’s my theory on this.

The reverse is also true. We all saw how odious Trump’s behavior was to the reporter, McCain, et al.
Now we get to choose whether we want to be odious, too.