A video of Trump shitting himself during a business meeting has been leaked:
Yes. I knew a judge who once, just before the commencement of a jury trial, ordered a particularly slovenly defense counsel to go home, take a shower and immediately return in clean clothes. He explained to me later that he was concerned the jury would hold the lawyer’s unpleasant appearance and smell against the client.
Uh… I’m gonna have to think about that some more.
I used to be ambivalent, now I’m not so sure…
I’m sure that you can wipe with either hand. Have you tried practicing?
The truly nonbidextrous can do nothing with both hands, AT THE SAME TIME.
I’m ambisinistrous.
Well played, Mr. Skywalker. Well played.
He is…The Most Ambidextrous Man In The World.
… in his own small way …
I thought that skit was hilarious so this made me bust out laughing! Kudos to Mark!
DJT is still up from its all-time low, but it sure looks like a familiar pattern to me … 
Poor kitteh.
Bad news for one of Trump’s lackeys:
Speaking of Kari Lake, a couple of hours ago I got an appeal for money from the Kari Lake campaign. (Sponsored link on FB.)
Me: I don’t know why I’m seeing this. I don’t live in Arizona, and I hope you lose.
MAGA cultist: you’re a Democrat FLUNKY. If she loses it’ll be just another story in the SAGA of Democrat FRAUDULENT STOLEN ELECTIONS. As was the 2020 POTUS ELECTION a Democrat ILLEGAL THEFT.
I left him a ‘laughing at you’ emoji.
Well, to be fair, it’s not called Brainbook.
‘Not just a theft, a ILLEGAL THEFT libtard!’
~ MAGA cultist
Tautology at its finest.
I thought it was not illegal if a MAGAt did it (ITIWNIIAMDI?)
Which is of course pronounced “Shitwobbler smellwhiff”
One pastor is not happy, at all, about the Trump Bible:
The problem is, they all say they’re over Trump, that he’s bad for the nation, etc. - but when it comes time to vote, like Barr, like others, they’ll somehow say that the Democrat is still magically “worse”.
Fuckers.
Yeah, he doesn’t even sound like he’s mad at Trump – just at his parishioners who bought the bible.