What do you think discobot?
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Well, dude’s got no nose…
but…at least there is symmetry.
Press on.
Jimmy Kimmel has been positively, gleefully brutal with his trump jokes lately. In one of his recent monologues (aired Tuesday night I think; we watch after the fact on streaming) Kimmel said “trump likes to ask if you’re better off than you were 4 years ago. Well, here’s what happened exactly 4 years ago to the day”. Then he played a clip of trump and the infamous bleach speech.
What’s the opposite of nostalgia? It seems like only yesterday trump was constantly saying horrible, crazy BS from behind a Presidential podium. It gives me PTSD every time I see a clip of trump as President saying stuff like that. I think Biden would win in November if he just played attack ads that were nothing but supercuts of trump as President doing his thing. Voters have short memories, and need to be reminded what chaos and insanity those 4 years were.
I can’t find it now but there was one supporter who called on their fellow MAGAts to stay the hell away from his appearances regarding E. Jean Carroll because (paraphrased), “He doesn’t have your back and he never will.”
Links to the Monty Python “Funniest Joke in the World” sketch.
Found it!
The original report is no longer live but it’s been archived:
I don’t really care what order it happens in, as long as it happens.
Agreed.
538 recently discussed how 18-22-year-olds are (currently) MORE likely to vote for Trump than 23-27-year-olds…because the first (youngest) group were mostly in Middle School during Trump’s presidency, so they know him less as “that noxious idiot” and more as “that guy that wanted to let me go out and do stuff with my friends during COVID.”
If nothing else, such ads should be run for these young’uns.
The judgment against Trump in the E. Jean Carroll case has been upheld, and his motion for a new trial was denied.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/25/politics/federal-judge-upholds-e-jean-carroll-verdict/index.html
Sweet.
And since he’s continued to keep defaming her on this exact same issue, her next lawsuit should be an easy slam-dunk. And now she’ll have more than enough money to hire more lawyers! In video game terms, she’s found an infinite money glitch.
There’s a thread on that case in P&E, but it hasn’t been updated.
This denial sounds pretty emphatic, but could Trump appeal still further? And if not, does this mean Chubb pays the $83 million to Carroll and can now collect it from Trump?
This has been updated in the other thread, but for readers of this thread, this ruling today was by the trial court on post trial motions. The appeal to the 2nd Circuit hasn’t even started yet.
I’m surprised donald hasn’t been singing her praises.
His loyal and doting wife, Melania, is celebrating her 54th birthday today.
Happy birthday Mrs. Trump! May you get all the love you deserve!
You have to admire Don Jr and Eric’s optimism.
https://www.rawstory.com/don-jr-eric-trump-2025-plans/
No, actually I really don’t. Assholes.
Speaking of which …
Borowitz is slacking off on that one.
All links in this post go to NBC News.
What do you know? Yet another oath breaker pleads guilty.
WASHINGTON — A former New Jersey National Guard police sergeant who went on the run in November, after the FBI showed up to arrest him in connection with the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, pleaded guilty Thursday to assaulting officers.
Gregory Yetman pleaded guilty to assaulting, resisting or impeding officers with physical contact and the intent to commit another felony at a hearing before Chief U.S. District Judge James E. Boasberg. The parties agreed that Yetman’s sentencing guidelines were between 37 and 46 months in federal prison.
Interesting choice for a LEO to make, huh? He’s getting off light, IMHO. The last sentence of the article is informative:
In the more than three years since Jan. 6, prosecutors have charged over 1,387 Capitol attack defendants and secured more than 984 convictions and more than 520 sentences of incarceration, from a few days behind bars to 22 years in federal prison.