Ha ha ha ha ha ha! < Slaps thigh. >
Trump will never see a real repercussion for his behavior.
Looks like someone’s naptime got interrupted.
Not sure that he did. AIUI, being held in contempt of court is not a criminal conviction.
In another thread, someone posted that Contempt of Court is actually a misdemeanor. So I’m wrong here.
It looks like his lower lip is swollen in that first pic. Did he fall asleep and face plant?
Right. I read in one of the many news blurts on this yesterday (to paraphrase), “The gag order prevents him from making such statements”. Nope, it does not. Yes, the gag order is intended to prevent him from making such statements. All he’s learned now is it costs him chump change. That’s not going to slow his diatribes a whit. What will is 30 days in lockup without access to social media.
Looks like he’s holding his breath. So either it’s a new form of temper tantrum, or maybe even he can’t stand the smell of his farts.
“I don’t fart. That’s fake news. But if I did they would be the most tremendous farts anyone’s ever seen. Big strong men would be coming up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, sir, we’ve never seen another president fart the way you can.”
“And the greatest smell. It could peel paint. Nobody’s ever smelled anything like it.”
How can you even tell when he’s farting, since he always stinks anyway and he’s constantly talking out of his ass?
Seismograph readings.
Don’t confuse it with his signature.
Frikkin brilliant. Scared the cat off my lap with the guffaw.
Or his ECG
I’m missing something. What’s with the Arabic script?
Top: DJT’s signature
Bottom: ECG (hope it’s his)
Was joke. 
I should have known!
I do wonder how long it took him to perfect a suitably aggressive signature. You just know he deliberately set out to make it TOUGH MANLY POWERFUL!
Russian cursive (link to picture on Wiki). He’s channelling his owner.
