Not easy to do with tiny hands.
At last a Trump anecdote I can believe!
Are these photos published anywhere other than on Xitter? Because I don’t find them persuasively real looking. I did a google image search but did not find anything that matched, either with one of these faces or with his regular face.
On the weekend I kept a fart (or many probably), well-contained on a flight to Indonesia from Aus. It was extremely uncomfortable and made me nauseous in the end, but by golly, THIS lady doesn’t toot in public, especially a confined space like a plane.
What the fuck is wrong with HIM??
How much time do you have?
What isn’t?
Interesting side note-a person accused of insider trading on a merger with Trump Media is sitting in court just a few blocks from Trump.
TBF (although why I would want to be fair to him I don’t know), my dad’s signature looked a lot like that. Although in his case, his name had lots of tall letters (William, and our last name has 6 more. In his case, he was lazy and able to scrawl it out on documents in basically no time at all (which also made it extremely easy for my oldest brother, William Jr, to mimic it for various permission slips, etc (is it forgery if he didn’t use ‘Junior’?)).
When he farts, he stays on topic for more than two seconds.
If I didn’t know it was his signature, I would read it as something like “DummyMummy” or similar.
I wonder what the “irreparable breakdown in the attorney-client relationship” might be.
I enjoy all those pictures of Trump in his Training Jail™.
If I had to guess, I’d say unpaid invoices. Trump is probably telling them something like because they haven’t won this case by now he doesn’t owe them anything.
Probably because they’ve been cropped.
ETA: found the original of the first image at Getty:
That would be my first guess based on historical trends, followed by Trump demanding they NOT comply fully with discovery, IE sharing shit they have that might work against his interests. Because, in his twisted POV, that’s unfair and giving an advantage to his enemies. 
I didn’t even know about that particular case. It’s so hard to keep track of them all.
Also, it’s nice to see Priebus and Spicer are also amongst the many in Trump’s circle facing court cases (civil in this instance, but still).
Yes, something along the lines of Trump giving them orders to do something illegal, and then not paying them when they refuse.
Probably.
I have a lawyer friend who says in criminal defense get the money up front.
If you lose, they are disinclined from paying you at all, and, if you win, they claim their case was so easy that any monkey could have won it.
That goes double for clients who are known deadbeats.
Always. My old boss you to tell our clients “I’ll be your lawyer but not your banker.”
Thank you for finding the original photos.