I am concerned about Mr. Giuliani’s hair, should it and him go to prison. There’s no dye in the commissary.
I heard people die in prison all the time.
Oh. Dye.
Just once, I think.
*golf clap*
In a familiar replay of “only the best people”, Trump’s pilots apparently can’t drive.
Man reading teleprompter misreads teleprompter while claiming other man needs teleprompter.
I didn’t know they even used teleprompters At debates.
I’m pretty sure they don’t.
Okay but what if they did? Can you imagine?! Because… Biden is old and teleprompters are… woke! And he’s so sleepy he can’t even do that right.
https://thehill.com/elections/4667479-lara-trump-joe-biden-donald-trump-debates-rigged/
It looks like Republicans are already prepared for the Trump/Biden debate. And by prepared I mean they know Trump won’t do well and they’re already complaining about the debater being unfair.
We’ll use the teleprompters as a real-time cognitive test. Every tenth line will be some random bullshit, and we’ll see if the candidates, or the audience, can tell the difference.
Yeah, they shouldn’t send a dullard with zero weapons, to a gun fight.
Figuratively speaking.
Literally… 
Is that like sending a man with a knife to a food fight?
Meanwhile, back in Washington…
meanwhile what? That’s a youtube link. Many won’t click on a bare link.
Rep. Crockett is surprised that Mr. Trusty still is a member of the bar after serving as a Trump lawyer, followed by the Supa Hot Fire meme video.
Money quotes:
Rep. Crocket: I assume that y’all never been Trump laywer’s, Mr. Trusty or Mr. Costello.
One of them (not sure which): No, I was for a year.
Rep. Crocket: Oh you were? and you still have your Bar card?
More Rudy News. It’s not like he’s a master of disguise.