As great as this is, do you really think he could spell or pronounce Humperdinck or Guilderian correctly? I think if he tried to say mercenaries, the plate covering the hole in his mouth would fly right out.
The what?
According to Noel Casler, who worked with him on The Apprentice, trump has a hole in the roof of his mouth from all the adderall use and so he has a plate inserted or something.
Ugh, sorry I asked. I didn’t know adderal could do that!
Sounds like what cocaine does to the nasal septum. I wouldn’t have thought Adderall would do something like that, though.
Most people don’t snort Adderall.
I recall during the 1996 race for the GOP nomination, Pat Buchanan boasted that on Inauguration Day, 1997, he was going to take the oath of office, and following that chain of logic, immediately turn to Bill Clinton and start Mirandizing him. 
Loser Donald got a grand total of 6 votes at the LNC. SAD!
I wonder if we’ll ever find out the truth about allegations like that. After Trump dies, if indeed he can die, will there be leaked autopsy notes, or anything like that?
Trump’s people would claim they’re fakes, and maybe someone will try to fake such a thing, so I’ll probably never know in my lifetime.
I assume they’ll be putting his corpse on display in the lobby of Trump Tower like Lenin and Mao and the Kims.
… before Putin repossesses it…
I couldn’t help but laugh at this one. Sorry not sorry.
I hate when Bruce Springsteen slips down the stairs.
♫ There’s a Darkness when Tuberville falls down. ♫
♫ There’s a Darkness when he falls all of the… all the way down… ♫
♫ < Badda-boom… tisch. > < Badda-boom… tisch. > ♫
♫ < Badda-boom… tisch. > < Badda-boom… tisch. > ♫
Every time he mentions Biden falling, this video should be played.
“I feel like women of color are getting a bum rap," said an older Black woman who called herself Miss M. “Not every woman of color is stupid … [Trump] has great knowledge.”
Emphasis mine. Miss M is the embodiment of that old adage, “Better to be thought stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.”
And Miss M managed to be racist as well. Way to go Miss M.
Story of my life…
How many votes on the “Go Fuck Himself” motion, I wonder? I bet it a yuger number.
He did beat Stormy Daniels (1) and Christian Weston(2) by what some have said is a landslide.
…and that proof is demonstrated by the fact that there are so few of YOU, right, Miss?
Not that it’s clear that she herself is stupid.
She could just be malicious.