A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

On a side note, I sort of wish Smith hadn’t shaved his beard. It looked much more intimidating.

Hey, he can still run for the Libertarian Party!

He don’t need no stinkin’ beard!

Seriously though, that’s the first picture I’ve seen him with a smile. He always looks pretty intimidating. Yeah!

I guess he likes what he sees.

:heart_eyes:

Ewwww.

If you were a prosecutor and your suspect was generating incriminating evidence as fast as his jaws and thumbs would move, you’d smile too.

Oh, and if your suspect was melting down in public (but not quite to the point of presenting a plausible insanity defense):

‘Who is Joe Bidden and why are liberals covering up for him?’
We Make Shit Up and You Believe It

The two Ds make him a double secret Democrat; the worst kind.

Bizarre. And what’s with the scare-quotes around “Smith”?

It’s a fascinating world. You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

Some nutjobs are saying that Smith is secretly Jewish, and had changed his name t Smith.

Donald Trump: “Biden is such a puppet of the Democratic Party that he has a D in the middle of his name. Also, Deep State starts with D!”

Random Person: “But your name starts with D, Donald.”

Donald Trump: “FAKE NEWS!!!

What was it before? Was it Stewart?

Joe Bidden is a Dictator, according to Fox News.

Maybe Bidden is his Sovereign Citizen name. The one he uses to “travel” in his car and not pay taxes.

What the hell, I’ll throw this in here:

“This court is not legitimate because there is gold fringe on the flag and therefore this as an admiralty court.” seems just as legally valid as the other defenses he’s floated, such as “I declassified the documents with the power of my mind”.

I honestly have no idea if I should take this seriously.

The ‘He changed his name to hide that he’s a Jew’ trope is very old.

But they’re right, his real name is “John”. What is he trying to hide?!