The “Clinton Socks Case?” Even their CAT was involved - in what? I’m confused, but let me just say that by going after the family feline he’s reached a new low. 
New? He’s been saying for years he grabs 'em by the pussy.
That’s a slur against Sovcits - the fringe argument is so much more logically and legally consistent. I’m not even kidding about that. It’s batshit insane but at least it’s consistent and makes a sort of sense if you accept their premises.
Trump doesn’t even have any premises beyond “You can’t do that to ME!”
Sure, neither are legally valid but of totally different orders of batshittery.
1% law, 99% jive.
It had to do with Clinton’s sock drawer and I think, I didn’t reread this, a diary and maybe a book? I did think the same thing when I first heard it.
I think it’s a place in U-Beki-Beki-Beki-Beki-Stan-Stan.
He should have known, because it is a right-wing hobby horse (I think they are nominally or maybe even actually Christian?), but I’m certain that there are lots of other groups being similarly oppressed that just haven’t gotten the press.
Muslim, actually. Which explains why some right-wingers don’t know or care about them. They’re a bit conflicted. On the one hand, they don’t want to help any Muslims, but on the other hand, they can use this as an easy reason to bash the Chinese. It’s so annoying when you can’t just be racist to everyone!
This little technical development is definitely worth some Schadenfreude-ial enjoyment. Anyone should be able to get a supersedeas bond as long as they are perceived as a trustworthy individual who is accountable for their debts. (It also helps if said individual’s personal and business activities are not BOTH under criminal investigation.)
As George Conway so eloquently put it in a Twitter post, “He. Couldn’t. Get. A. Bond.”
Hence the plea for the court to accept a cash deposit. It’s sort of like being denied a credit card because your credit history shows you’re a deadbeat, and begging the card issuer to give you one if you post a cash deposit with them.
And of course the orange shit-stain is also having difficulty recruiting good lawyers. Joe Tacopina looks and sounds just like a mob lawyer, the sort who would have represented Al Capone – though Al probably had way better lawyers because he actually paid them.
I imagine them repeating both talking points over and over while smoke pours out their ears like Norman the android in the classic Trek episode “I, Mudd”.
He ain’t got no sense, no how.
Not even that. As I have said before, Republicans have developed talking out of both sides of their ass into a fine art. Sometimes they manage in the same sentence e.g. Biden is a senile old fool who orchestrated the 2020 election theft by personally delivering hundreds of thousands of ballots printed in China. Of course, those very same ballots are perfectly valid as they helped elect the ‘Pub governor, senator, rep, or other state official who did get elected – it was only Donnie Two-scoops’ election that was tampered with.
The secret is to not pay attention to the noises your pie hole is making.
Ka-ching! 
Thanks for the cite – whataboutism is strong in this one.
[Conservative think]
But Smith was the one who changed his name. Why is he so ashamed to have a Jewish name. Whose the real anti-semite here!
[\Conservative think]
I think you mean
personally delivering millions* of mail in ballots that will filled out with fake names by dead illegals who were bused in from Mexico.
*It had to be at least 7.1 million since Trump couldn’t have lost the popular vote.
Please, Jebus. I’ve been a good boy.
Dayyum!
I see Rudy’s been talking, although if they manage to get anything coherent out of him it’ll be a first.
Maybe they could just hold him over a bucket and wring him out.
Reporting is he’s at the proffer stage, very likely a deal is at hand. Hmm, I wonder who’s higher up the food chain where it would make sense to offer a deal?
Also, this is one instance where the defendant’s legal background is a plus. Unlike Trump, I’m sure it was easily explained to Rudy that he is in a world of shit and there’s no escape.