The problem is that this presumes a capacity for rationality on Giuliani’s part. The reality is that he appears to be a delusional (and allegedly usually drunken) loon.
But he’s definitely in a world of shit.
Oh, I agree that delusional loon is his default setting. But in a conference room with his attorneys, in the cold light of day, I think his cognitive dissonance evaporates into a startling realization. “Oh, shit, the facts and the law are both against me. I’ve argued way tougher cases than this to a guilty verdict. Shit, shit, shit…”
You might hope it evaporates. After enough time playing the wacko, and being the Big Cheese with the ego to match, you become effectively irrational even though fully sane.
Might he see he’s screwed? Sure. Does he see he’s screwed? Maybe, but IMO that’s not the percentage way to bet.
We shall see.
I don’t think there’s a market for used hair dye.
Maybe in tiny bottles to sell to the faithful.
The MAGA version of Gamer girl bathwater? Heck, I’m surprised The Don never tried selling his! 
DJT Official used tighty-whities. Size extra large. Of course; yuger than any others. Skid-marked ones available for a sizeable upcharge.
Order yours at http://ASuckerBornEveryMinute.com/covfefe
If that Independent story is right, the walls are crumbling. The market for lawyers getting more lawyers (good ones) is getting tighter.
“Eau de Giuliani, a new fragrance from Valvoline.”
More like “Eau de Humanity, the new fragrance from Incendiary Blimp”.
I release my own fragrance.
Nobody in the elevator liked it.
It was meeeeee!
Sneetches, a fragrance inspired by the Writings of Dr. Seuss. Exclusively from Prince Matchabelli.
What’s the upcharge for used Depends?
applause
I’ve just read a second article in the past few days that used the phrase ‘The traitor ex-president Donald Trump’. The current article also refers to ‘his Truth Social disinformation social media website’.
I thought the American Dear Leader didn’t have an anus, just like the DPRK one.
Of course he does, otherwise what are his sycophants going to be slobbering all over?
He doesn’t. He talks it out.
“All in all, it’s just a couple o’ balls on the wall”