In parochial kindergarten I learned the “God is great, God is good” mealtime prayer which then always had something about lettuce. I remember this very clearly because I always wondered why they made such a big deal about thanking God for lettuce instead of something more substantial.
If we’re going to be eating hamsters now, I want mine soaked in garlic butter.
You made me look it up and “Fruit Of Thy Womb” would not be a bad band name.
Well, if you look at the picture on that prayer site, most of what’s shown there consists of salad ingredients. Apparently Catholics are infatuated with salad. If I had to guess what meal is being prepared there, it looks like it will be a bean and pasta salad followed by a whole smoked salmon. At least, that fish is glowing as orange as the scowling mug of a certain recently convicted felon, so I assume it’s smoked salmon.
I think the appropriate invocation should be (I know it doesn’t rhyme but it has such a pleasant poetic meter to it):
God is great, God is good
God is “dog” spelled backwards.
Lettuce pray.
Hey, if you’re going to invoke the orange Christian false deity that smells worse than rotting fish, you should know that “pray” is the wrong word. For him and his ilk, the homophone “prey” is always the proper choice!
Well, the Romaine Catholics are at least.
That is an awful pun. There’s just no way of dressing it up.
Please. Lettuce lay off the bad puns.
Especially the very crouton ones.
Hey, some of us spot an opportunity to make a salad-based pun and so we Caesar opportunity.
Who doesn’t love a bit of Cosplay?
Hey, the fact that trump can no longer bear arms, bears repeating: trump has had his gun license revoked!
I still don’t find trump any more disarming though. Probably because his main weapon is his mouth.
As if the lack of a license is going to stop trump from getting a gun if he wants one! Both Junior and Eric are gun nuts and have a lot of guns.
Laws do no apply to the trump klan, I’m pretty sure Scotus is fixing to rule that way anyway.
The Koup Klux Klan?
Can we peas give up the salad puns endive back into the Schadenfreude.
We’re getting sidetracked and need to ketchup on topic.
We might get a dressing down from the mods.
They’ll be Russian in here any moment to give us a Dressing down…
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy; not looking good for you.
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/06/10/rudy-giuliani-arizona-fake-electors-00162613
Giuliani pleaded not guilty in May to nine felony charges stemming from his alleged role in the fake electors effort. He is among 18 people indicted in the Arizona case, including Trump attorneys John Eastman, Christina Bobb and Jenna Ellis.
And bankruptcy creditors knocking at the door. Seems his company gets paid tens of thousands or dollars each month but Rudy claims he gets zero or won’t file any paperwork telling where the money went - except his girlfriends credit card.
Gawd, he has a girlfriend?
Yech, Blech and other icky sounds.