I just saw this on Xitter. That poster sums up the pubbies today fairly well.
No, there are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
There are two types of people in this world; those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand the binary language of moisture 'vaporators and those who don’t.
LOL, I like that one. 
Do protocol droids count as people?
They count as corporations.
There are 10 sorts of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t… and those who look on blankly, because they were expecting a ternary joke.
Considering how much MAGA.Republicans march in step, you hate to see them fight…
This is some schadenfreude-y news from Yahoo (I think about 12 hours ago) just makes me chuckle.
The New Jersey Attorney General’s Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) is reviewing the liquor licenses held by former President Donald Trump’s golf courses in the state following his criminal conviction in New York, the agency confirmed.
And why are they doing this? Oh, yes; he’s a convicted felon.
Issuing a liquor license “to any person who has been convicted of a crime involving moral turpitude” is against the law in New Jersey. Applicants for a liquor license must have a reputable character and would be expected to operate the licensed business in a reputable manner, giving the division of alcoholic beverage control the discretion to consider Trump’s criminal history.
Oh, I spoke too soon. He’s a convicted felon and his crimes are considered moral turpitude.
I now have a new appreciation for New Jersey.
Also, the Great Orange defender of the Second Amendment has had his gun license revoked:
He might still be able to shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue with a slingshot…
Though I just looked it up out of curiosity and apparently the kind of slingshot that has a brace reinforced against your wrist is illegal in New York, but the old-school kind (like Dennis the Menace or Bart Simpson carried with them) would be fine.
And apparently in New York a bow is considered a firearm, so I don’t think he can legally use one of those either.
Clearly, the New York legislature is not aware of Jörg Sprave’s The Slingshot Channel on YouTube.
This news is 5 days old. I posted it at that time. Post 6505 in this thread.
Is there some sort of penance I have to perform in repentance of my sin?
I’d assign saying 5 Hail Marys, but it’s been so long since I said that prayer, I don’t remember the words anymore.
So instead, you get community service. You have to feed the SDMB hamsters for a couple days.
Something in there about 'And blessed be the Fruit of the Loom. Jesus!"
sputtering … “That that immoral clueless asshole that would not know what end of a hammer to use to drive a nail had a firearms licence is, is, is… fuck. we are doomed”
The mods can revoke your pun license.
I remember “Hell, Mary. Full of grease.”, but then I go blank.
I think I remember something like “pay for our dinners” but I’ve never been Catholic so I didn’t really give it much attention.