He probably had a pretty good salute back in the day - but it’s been 60 years of continuous (and rapidly increasing) mental decline.
Where Pat Burns once said you can watch your dog run away. For days.
Cop-turned-coach?
Hot seat guy?
Yeah. Donut guy.
A rare moment of Trump truth-telling:
Why, yes, Donald; you’re quite correct. Nobody can ever trust Fox News!
(Apparently, he was triggered by Paul Ryan’s comments on Fox about Trump costing the GOP a lot of winnable elections.)
Well damn, how small are they going to make that tent?
One wonders if Fox will report this little blurb from their hero.
Fox survived previous attacks by Trump, most notably when he lost the 2020 election and they reported on the fact.
Oh, I have no doubt they will survive, but will they even mention that he attacked them today?
They have a habit of ignoring things they don’t care to report on.
Which was true.
Ohhhh… thank you! I’ve been watching Corner Gas, which takes place in Saskatchewan, and I thought the first 2 lines of the lyrics to the theme song…
You can tell me that your dog ran away,
And then you tell me that it took 3 days
…meant, since the song (and the show) is about not a lot going on in a small town, that someone tells a story about their dog running away and stretches the story out for three days just to have something to talk about. But now that I read your post, I get it-- because Saskatchewan is so flat! 
And that’s exactly why it was so triggering.
They should know about his allergies by now, dammit!
Well, it’s pretty much a hat on one guy’s head now. I think that’s as small as it gets.
And a good thing. The GOP shouldn’t have any winnable elections (because voting for a Republican is a sin).
Small enough to drown the whole party in a bath tub?
We can write it off as a baptism gone bad. As they do.
“Bad”? I’d call it a good baptism, straight to …err…wherever.
And the tent?
Pup.
Dan