Some horrible physical torture happens to the main character, yeah.
You know what else is weird? Both candidates on the Republican ticket wear make-up. Taking into consideration their politics and their ideas about masculinity, I find that pretty fucking weird.
Weirdos.
They are. But this death was in the defense of Trump (although how being hit by bullet that had already missed Trump is a defensive act, I still haven’t figure out (but I’m working on it)). Dying defending Trump is a deeply patriotic act.
Is it too late to call them ‘Creepy’?
( Well they are… )
Creepy and Freaky. Trump has a thing for his daughter and Vance is allegedly a couch-fucker.
it’s hard to say which one gets the uglier upholstery…
Yeah well so does the Democratic candidate for President! So there.
/ moron
Kamal : “Donald and I have one thing in common, we both wear makeup”
Side note - Does Kamala wear makeup?
Stop saying JD Vance is a couch-fucker. Everyone knows that the story that JD Vance is a couch-fucker is not real. I don’t care whether Chelsea Handler knows a couch-fucker when she sees one. We have to stop saying that JD Vance is a couch-fucker.
It might hurt his feelings.
JD Vance is a couch-fucker.
Except for the fact that JD Vance has never denied that he is a couch fucker. We all know that he did not write about it in his book, but he has never come out and said that he has never fucked a couch. As with most of the court of public opinion, I say guilty until proven innocent.
That’s right! I say Vance should prove he didn’t fuck a couch!
Hey! You’re saying that JD Vance is a couch-fucker. Stop Saying that JD Vance is a couch-fucker.
I will when JD Vance actually says he has NEVER fucked a couch. Until then, he’s a couch fucker to me.
What’s the punchline? I don’t have 15 minutes to watch a video.
You’re all so crude. How do we know he didn’t wine and dine the couch, but just boasted about f*cling it to his buddies? Deep inside, he’s a sensitive soul!
Let’s talk about weird. Let’s talk about deeply, deeply creepy. What father says shit like that?
Can you guys tone down the language about how JD Vance, who definitely doesn’t subscribe to a number of wholesale furniture catalogues “for the articles,” supposedly fucked a couch?
Not to mention the creepy shit he’s said about his daughter to Howard Stern…
Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a–’
Howard Stern Recalls the Time Donald Trump Rated His Daughter Ivanka a ‘10’
Just a proud, loving father… 
JD Vance did not fuck a couch. He fucked a recliner that was adjacent to an ottoman.
Wouldn’t a loveseat have been more appropriate?