Apropos of nothing, I hear Trump has a chaise courte.
I bet the catalogs Vance subscribes to have a monthly picture of a chaise longue with a tastefully positioned afghan as the centerfold.
Ah, so that explains why Erdogan has removed his support of Trump - he knows what Vance did to an Ottoman.
Exactly. It’s inappropriate to say that JD Vance is a couch-fucker. He’s gentleman.
It’s an old tactic.
“The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumour campaign about his opponent’s life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows.
“Christ, we can’t get away with calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”
“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”
So you would say he’s a couch lover?
there is good weird and bad weird.
good weird would be the addams family.
bad weird is trump vance.
Yes. Saying he is a couch lover is much more respectable than saying JD Vance is a couch-fucker.
And perhaps it wasn’t a couch but a chaise lounge. That sounds much more sophisticated than saying Vance is a couch-fucker. How uncouth!
Hey, that’s unfair to us dedicated potatoes who love our couches but aren’t “in love” with them
You’re saying he loves the thrill of the chaise?
New meaning to the term “couch cruising.”
Hey- I started reading Asimov’s Foundation series too!
Dang it, I’m trying to come up with a “casting couch” bit and I got nothing.
Nitpick: the proper term is chaise longue (not lounge), French for “long chair.”
I was going to mention that, but it’s a couple hundred years too late.
But even that guy is a little delusional.
urged the former president to listen to his campaign, which he said can tackle Harris on policy.
Why do any of these people think Trump can do anything with “policy”? When has he ever done that?
Vance is casting seed upon the couch.
So…is Vance a couch-fucker?
Or is he not a couch-fucker?
Someone should ask him and get this cleared up once and for all.