Well, to be fair, didn’t he say he’d get sick of winning so much? 
Same here, let me see if I have the usage correct:
I hope Trump spends several days in jail.
At the end of PBS’ “news quiz” show, Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me host Peter Segel asks the celebrity contestants to come up with a final line on a current topic (which he suggests). It’s a throwaway bit, usually not all that great. But last week’s edition cracked me up. Segel asked the contestants to suggest what next week’s news from the Paris Olympics might be, and one of them suggested
J.D. Vance shows you how to have sex with a cardboard bed.
Also worth noting that the guest in the “Not My Job” segment was Anthony Fauci. It was nice to hear a big group of people cheering for him, which I suppose isn’t surprising given that it was an NPR audience. But someone should tell Trump.
WaitWait one of my favorite news sources, after here of course. 
Always love the “name this quote” which almost always has some cringey statement from the donald. Much laughter ensues. Great Schadenfreude to start the weekend!!
Several threats:
I’m squishing your head
I’ll kill you
Come back and I’ll taunt you again
Used a large number of times.
You’ll be late.
Andy Ogles, the Rep who entered articles of Impeachment against Kamala Harris, has had his phone taken by the FBI.
Today is one of those days when nobody cares what Trump said or did.
He wasn’t newsworthy.
Let’s all stop to enjoy the moment.
Ah yes, the pause that refreshes!
Not quite - he declared that Biden is going to crash the Democratic convention and challenge him to another debate, then announced he’s going to be interviewed by Melon Husk next week.
Further evidence that Trump lives in his own fantasy world. Too scared to debate Harris, Trump is desperately delusional–envisioning he’ll crush Biden in a rematch and all will be well again in MAGA-world after his manly and masterful performance.
SAD!
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! At the metro arena! The melon and the felon!
Wow, he sure is desperate to have Biden back as his opponent, isn’t he? Harris must be terrifying him.
ETA: “the melon and the felon” – good one!
That was mentioned on CNN. Apparently Trump Truthed that Biden will crash the Democratic convention in order to take back the Democratic nomination. Where he got that idea, I cannot even guess. But I have seen commentary on right-wing message boards that speculates that Biden resents being pushed out, and wants to regain the candidacy, so maybe Trump got it from such places.
CNN made no mention of an interview with Elon Musk, however. Still, I’ll add another “I like it!” to “The Melon and the Felon” match-up. Well done!
The quote . . . or the insane blathering if one prefers,
Trump took to his social media app Truth Social ahead of his opponent’s rally to unleash his conspiracy theory.
“What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination, beginning with challenging me to another DEBATE,” the MAGA leader posted.
Trump added that Biden "feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!"
For decades he’s apparently subscribed to this bizarre misinterpretation of the power of positive thinking where if you believe hard enough, reality will warp itself to fit your desires.
He’d much rather face Biden, so he’s just acting like that’s what’s going to happen. It’s not the first time he’s done something like this, but his behavior has been particular divorced from reality lately.
Making me want to sign up to Truth Social. Didn’t know it was this funny.
‘What’s Truth Social like?’
‘It’s like Twitter, on hallucinogens.’
‘Which one?’
‘All of them.’
It’s similar to how Trump was completely blindsided by Biden withdrawing his candidacy. Trump literally can’t imagine someone willingly giving up power. It’s pure projection of his own self onto others.