AND Kamala chickened out.
I personally can’t be bothered, but it would be cool if thousands applied for tickets with no intention of ever showing up! 
I had to check that to make sure you weren’t kidding and, nope, you weren’t. That’s some real AI terms-and-conditions shit. Like this part:
“defend and indemnify the Fox” 
Too bad they can’t get the melon felon to abide by this term.
I tried to sign up my good friend Hannibal Lecter (deceased) for a ticket, but they want a valid phone number to verify his identity, and there’s no way I’m giving Sean Hannity my digits unless he buys me dinner first.
And I mean good dinner. We’re talking Ruth’s Chris or better here, Sean.
Be careful, Smapti! Sean Hannity often leaves his wallet in his other pants.
Why didn’t you give them Mar-a-Lago’s number?
Lara and Tiffany Trump announced via Twitter today that they’re launching a new cryptocurrency.
Eric is now claiming they were hacked and it’s a scam.
“An error occurred: Sorry, you can’t embed media items in a post.” 
He’s admitting the Trump family is scamming?
This is almost a month ago, Politico did not report it as hacking, but as corruption and a scam. As discussed in another thread, it is interesting to see a scammer scamming with something he does not understand himselft.
“Nobody grifts off of my family’s fans but ME!”
A great movie!
Event location “Harrisburg, PA.”
Do I just need to get off the train in Harrisburg? Maybe the Uber driver will know where to take me.
Harrisburg has a population of over 500,000, so this could be the Biggest Event Ever in the History of the Solar System!
Look for a location with a landscaping company, an adult store, and a crematorium.
What are the three things on Rudy Giuliani’s cognitive test Alex?
The link goes to a one-paragraph story from the Daily Mail via MSN, with zero specifics about what this candidate might have said, beyond that it was an “insensitive joke about Native Americans,” and nothing at all about how the candidate feels about it. Not a lot to get excited about. Have they dialed it back since you posted the link?
I used to live a block from the train station in Harrisburg. There is a big auditorium nearby.
From the Stupid Republican Idea thread
The Forum? It’s too nice for him. He can go to the Farm Show. They’re used to the smell of bullshit there.