FBI Arrests Marine Veteran After He Self-Published Book on His Role in Jan. 6 Riot at Capitol
He sounds as bright as the people who try to hire a hitman from www.hireahitman.com.
You know who else is about that bright? Yep. All those idiots giving his “expose” 5-star reviews.
Unlikely. Pardoning a child pornographer is a bad look, even among conservatives, and this guy has no value to Trump anymore. “Ralph Shortey? never heard of him”. He’ll be left to rot in prison. The only reason Trump would pardon the Jan. 6 rioters is that doing so supports the narrative that trying to overturn the election was a noble act.
Unrelated to the thread: Apparently, Rebecca Black was able to turn her infamy into a success - going by her Wikipedia page. Good for her.
Mike Lindell has more bad news. He hasn’t done anything that needs a pardon yet, or I’d expect him to be on the short list for one. But I don’t think financial stuff goes away with a pardon.
Oh, good! They’ve been woefully underemployed since that little kerfuffle a few years back…
I thought about posting the article on my FB page, with the caption ‘Not the sharpest tool in the shed’ or something, just to troll my Trump Cultist friend.
But I didn’t, because she agrees with him that the election was stolen, that everyone being violent on January 6th was an ANTIFA/Left-Wing/Democrat plant, that there’s a pedophile ring in the basement of that pizza place that doesn’t have a basement, that the government is spraying us all with chemtrails, that vaccines are dangerous and evil drugs meant to make people submissive… I could go on and on, because it seems like she believes in every conspiracy theory except for a flat Earth.
I don’t know if this counts as Schadenfreude, because Eli Cologne was trolling and just got trolled back, but…
Elmo has his own thread where this was discussed.
Recap of Trump’s fianacial history by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian! (her satirical title)
Where Did Trump’s Money Come From?
Example comment (on Trump’s casino ownership): ~They say the House always wins, unless the House is owned by Donald Trump.
Holy shit! His customers are actually dumb enough to buy an extended warranty on a cheap pillow?
Then again, maybe buying an extended warranty on a cheap pillow is the smartest thing these people are capable of doing.
The MyPillow can cost up to $90 for a “king” size. I wouldn’t call that cheap. Cheap quality, maybe, but not a cheap price.
The stupid part is wasting your money on the piece of shit in the first place.
Remember last month when Trump tried to proclaim that he had “agreed” to debate Harris on Fox News in front of a live arena audience in Pennsylvania?
And then when she refused to play ball, he “announced” that the arena would instead host a live town hall on Fox News?
Well, that was supposed to happen tomorrow. Guess what there’s absolutely no mention of on Fox News’ website?
There are no words left to describe this. The man has descended into total insanity.
Trumpists believe that scenarios like this will play out all over America.
Scene: Kitchen in typical suburban American home. Kid comes home from school. Mother looks at child, calls the school and then calls Dad at the office, all in a panic.
Mother: Bobby just got home from school and …
Dad (worried): What’s wrong?
Mother: He’s not Bobby any more. He – she – is now Roberta. He – she – is wearing a pink dress with a ribbon in his – her-- hair.
Dad: What?
Mother: The school said they thought Bobby would be better off as a girl. They told me they’re doing this to other childs, too.
Dad: And a dozen eggs now cost $400!
Mother: What the hell happened?
‘I am not a racist, I hate all the mud people equally.’ ~ Tim Sheehy
He’s promoting it on Truth Social today:
Correction: Trumpists believe it’s happening right now and has already happened all across America.
And they believe the dad had to show an ID card to buy those eggs.
Doesn’t look like it’s gonna be on Fox News. According to their website they’re airing “The Five” and “The Story with Bret Baier” in that time slot.
I was going to apply for a ticket until I read this.
You (on your own behalf and on behalf of any guest accompanying you) hereby grant Fox the right, but not the obligation, to broadcast, telecast, distribute, publicly perform and otherwise use the Appearance, in whole or in part, in any and all media now known or hereafter devised throughout the universe in perpetuity
My prediction: Trump will be 45 minutes late, Hannity will toss him some softballs which he will completely ignore in favor of his standard everyone-is-so-mean-to-me routine, and Fox will cut away as soon as he starts rambling about “rigged elections” so they don’t get sued again, and Trump will take to fake Twitter afterward to proclaim that it was the greatest town hall in the history of everything and was watched by more people than the Moon landing, the series finale of MASH, and every single Super Bowl all combined.