Behind one door is a beautiful woman who will make you laugh heartily and behind the other door is a leopard that will eat your face. Choose carefully.
Make it a laughing leopard and a cannibal lady and it’s more interesting.
“Let’s see … Rocky II plus Rocky V equals Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge!”
[end Bart Simpson.]
A song which is not exactly about the ShitGibbon, except that it is.
An effort to raise money to increase distribution was quite successful.
Does it mention that Trump is so perfect that he never has to shit? That’s apparently part of the mythology around North Korean “Dear Leader” whom Trump so much admires. OTOH, Trump produces shit by virtue of the fact that everything he touches turns to it. Currently happening with JD Vance and with Trump’s Truth Social media company, whose stock has been tanking since mid-May, and is about to close at another record low for the year.
He talks his out.
It shouldn’t come as any surprise that he doesn’t shit.
We all know he’s full of it.
I expected this one, but yeah, that one too.
MeidasTouch has an overview of trumps business partners in his new crypto scam. Of course the family is involved.
Donald Trump “Crypto Embassador”
Eric & Don “Crypto Currency Advocate”
Barron “Decentralized Finance Visionary”
Aren’t the two guys who actually run it shady as shit? I think I saw something that said one guy is a convicted drug dealer and the other guy has videos/sells a course on how to pick up women.
On the other hand, that might be the business background needed for this scam.
One could come to that conclusion.
I thought Trump only hired the best people. Something doesn’t add up.
You have to ask yourself: What is it that they’re the best at?
Wuh…?
Dan
Fancy name for a thief and grifter.
I’m not sure I want to trust the cutting-edge, high-tech future of the financial industry to folks who can’t spell “ambassador”.
Maybe he plans on working out of the ambassy?
Or to a recent high school grad “Decentralized Finance Visionary”. I guess any hope that Barron would escape his doom was futile.
Perhaps accidental but Barron was a no show at the shitshow unveiling of this latest scam.