Barron is a name you give a fucking dog.
This was my thought. I know Barron, as a minor and mostly out of the public eye, has been considered off limits for criticism for the most part. If he’s 18 now and actively participating in the grifting though I think he has to be considered fair game.
Other Trump family members have managed to escape the cult to various degrees, but I don’t think any did that were so deeply enmeshed as Barron has presumably been. You know that kid has been getting a steady diet of brainwashing on a daily basis for a long time now.
Is he actively participating? Or is this more shit his father and brothers have signed him up to without his consent?
Good question. I went looking at recent news stories about this and can’t find any direct quotes. It’s all Trump talking up his son. It’s certainly possible this was done without his consent, but if he’s a crypto bro anyway that doesn’t really raise my opinion of him if I’m being honest.
He is 18, as of this past March. He just started college, at New York University.
So far, he seems to only be indirectly (or at least non-publicly) involved with any of his father’s stuff, but that said, as per Wired:
Barron Hilton (full name William Barron Hilton) was one of Conrad Hilton’s sons. He succeeded his father as head of the Hilton Corporation, and was the original owner of the Los Angeles / San Diego Chargers football team. Also, he was Paris Hilton’s grandfather.
When I first learned that Trump used the pseudonym “John Barron,” and that he had named his son Barron, I was pretty sure he used the name due to Barron Hilton.
I just noticed that was the last one I needed on my bullshit bingo card.
“Barron Harkonnen, big guy you know, huge, not like me, but a big guy. Love him, he really knows how to play a crowd, not as well as me of course, but well. Spends too much time talking about things like spices, needs to be more serious though. Anyway, I’m talking about how great a guy he is, and he says, with tears in his eyes, that he’s always looked up to me, and knows people who know people. Good guy I said, but really, I keep saying he needs to show some more style, a bit of bright red would totally up his game!”
[ I’m not as good as @Smapti and others at channeling Trump-speak, but figured since he treats other fictional characters as real, why not? And yes, the Baron isn’t mono colored in the original, but more people are probably familiar with the movie than the book ]
The Grift Must Flow.
The article is paywalled for me, but all I can think is - that poor child.
Yeah. If this was the 1960s, I’d like to see Donald’s response when Barron tunes in, turns on, drops out, and goes to Woodstock.
Kids today …
The late great Barron Harkonnen.
J.Duh Vance and Pucker Carlson are having an event in Hershey, PA. Apparently it’s only half-full and the ticket price has dropped drastically. ![]()
Awh, I was there last week. I could have heckled them. As I mentioned in another thread, my anecdotal survey showed more Harris/Waltz signs than Trump/Vance.
As an in-state or out-of-state student?
Could’ve used a reference to the pumpkin spice flavor at McDonald’s now that we’re close to October.
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Get the money!
All the money!
Oh, our con is never done,
For we must keep grifting along!
While you’re derided;
While you’re insulted;
We are doing more conning;
And we must keep grifting along!
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Maybe he was busy having decentralized finance visions, with the aid of powerful drugs.
I can understand and even sympathize with his wish to escape a reality in which Donald Trump is his father.
I’d guess out-of-state, as his family moved to Florida as their primary/official residence after they left the White House.
We haven’t heard much from Barron, but it wouldn’t surprise me if the Trump Crime Family told him that now that he was an adult, he had to join the family business as the “Decentralized Finance Visionary,” whatever that means. “Do a good job in a sinecure job, Barron, and you can grow up to be consigliere in the family.”
I’d love for Barron to respond, “Screw you, Dad, I’m going to NYU for Art History.”
“Barron Trump? I hardly knew him. I may have had sex with his mother once or twice, but I do that with thousands of people.”
(Can you tell I watched the Lev Parnas documentary last night?)