A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

I’m sure he can legally practice all kinds of things everywhere, just not the law. (Or medicine, thank goodness.)

Or hair coloring. Just not very well.

I suspect that those were the only two states where he was a member of the bar. He’s done.

I think it’s an older article, but it’s such a beautifully elegant putting down of Trump that I had to share it.

I haven’t found anything definitive saying that he is only a member of the bar in those two jurisdictions, but I also can’t find anything saying he is licensed anywhere else, so I believe you are correct.

Same here. Given his career, I would assume he only sought admittance to those two, and appeared Pro Hac Vice everywhere else. NY and DC would be the bulk of his legal work. However, even if there is another state out there, they would almost certainly do the same. If you get disbarred one place, other states almost always follow suit.

I’m torn between ‘Jabba the Hutt of Privilege’ or ‘Shakespeare of Shit’.

Aw, hell! They both good!

You know I’ve wondered about that. What sort of hair coloring turns liquid and runs down? I used to color my own hair; nothing I ever used would do that. What did he use? Kids’ water colors, shoe polish, indian ink?

It looks like the old sharpie trick.

Enlighten me please? I don’t know what that is. Though given who he supports the involvement of a sharpie in some way isn’t too surprising.

You can use a permanent marker to color your hair, although it’s not “permanent” but rather lasts for hours, and can really damage your hair.

You also don’t need to scribble on your hair or anything, you can cut open the marker to “harvest” the ink and use that (likely mixed with something else).

Just, don’t do it, it’s a bad idea.

Apparently though, it’s not that unusual for conventional hair dye to “leak” if it’s a bad quality or applied incorrectly. And I don’t see either of those situations as being unlikely for the esteemed Mr. Giuliani.

Hotel maid : “Nu uh. I’m not going in there without the FBI. And they go first”

Queue up Carly Simon - Your So Vain.

Dear former litigator Giuliani, we don’t care what you look like. Except… ewwww. Stop, just stop.

when it is newly done it can run when it becomes wet.

I was joking, I’m sorry.

I thought it would be more obvious.
:sad face:

I prefer the simple and succint “fat white slug.” Three one-syllable words that he and MAGAts can easily understand.

Is it actually spelled like that?

Nope

“Queue up” is a verb that means to stand in a line or row to wait for something

Oh perhaps You’re so Vain makes more sense. I missed English class.

Oh, good dog I would never have done that. Now a days I’m rockin’ gray hair. Cheaper and more convenient.