A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

[Kelby2]

@ParallelLines

@Roderick_Femm

Here she’s just grasping at whatever straw that comes to hand to try to keep herself out of prison. I loved the judges repeated references to taking responsibility for one’s actions, and acknowledging established law, neither of which she is willing to do at present.

And/or she’s trying to get special treatment, exceptions, or extensions on when she has to report as she eventually tries to further baffle with bullshit as she provides “Medical Experts” opinion on why she needs a magnetic bed, special food, and additional space.

Dafuq IS a magnetic bed?

[scabpicker]

It’s a device that crazy people use to try to delay their inevitable incarceration.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@Kelby2

Dafuq IS a magnetic bed?.

One of the many, many snake-oil scams that prey on the gullible and/or stupid.

I’m thinking of marketing a Neutrino-infused organic crystal healing lamp, that is “guaranteed” to reduce weight, grow hair and make you more attractive.

[Horatius]

Truth Social seems to be a target-rich environment for people who are easy to con.

That’s got to be a contender for Understatement of the Year.

[eschereal]

@scudsucker

@SwissMan

but I believe he was rational when it came to his mathematical studies

I kind of want, deep in my heart, for mathematicians to be irrational.

I prefer that they make so many quadratic sign errors that they become imaginary.

 

In other news, the Haitians of Springfield are pursuing citizen-sponsored felony charges against ShitGibbon and Couchfucker, including

• Making False Alarms
• Committing Telecommunications Harassment
• Committing Aggravated Menacing
• Violating the Prohibition Against Complicity

I want the case to be listed as Haitians v Hate-ans

[Gyrate]

For some more schadenfreude, here’s Pete Buttigieg murdering someone on the House Transportation Committee and getting away with it.

ETA: the end is particularly good.

[Gyrate]

Just noticed that was from June. Ah well. Still fun to watch.

[Pardel-Lux]

I’d buy it. Sounds like a gread gift.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@eschereal

In other news, the Haitians of Springfield are pursuing citizen-sponsored felony charges against ShitGibbon and Couchfucker…

Here’s more on that: Haitian group adds felony charge to Springfield court filing vs. Trump, Vance

[romansperson]

Good. This kind of bullshit has got to stop.

[Love_Rhombus]

Can’t Trump and Safety Vance just claim that they were repeating rumors and that they’re not at fault?

[Gyrate]

Curse you for that earworm…

[Love_Rhombus]

I’m just here to help!

[CalMeacham]

@scudsucker

I kind of want, deep in my heart, for mathematicians to be irrational.

And Transcendental

[Chefguy]

This morning’s NYT had an article about the conmen that Trump is in bed with on his crypto bullshit. “I am shocked!” said nobody ever.

[enipla]

He doesn’t know, and does not want to know what Starlink is.

Could you imagine trying to explain crypto to Trump? Oh he’s gonna fuck up this venture just like everything else. If he already hasn’t screwed it up.

[Cervaise]

As long as he sucks his profit out before the venture folds, he hasn’t screwed up. That’s pretty much the business model.

[JKellyMap]

@scabpicker

It’s a device that crazy people use to try to delay their inevitable incarceration.

Ha!!!

[Buck_Godot]

My theory is that it was the FTX collapse that got Trump interested in crypto. Donald saw the headlines of $8 billion being stolen, and thought, how can I get in that action?

[BlankSlate]

@Cervaise

As long as he sucks his profit out before the venture folds, he hasn’t screwed up. That’s pretty much the business model.

And has been for his whole career. Investors and shareholders lost money when his casinos went tits up, but the Orange Asshole kept extracting cash until there was nothing left.