Oh, it’s true - NYT seems to think so. (gift link)
Stormy Daniels: “Donald Trump is no Arnold Palmer.”
We already knew Trump cheats at golf. Duh.
Both in penile length and girth, but also fairway length. And lots of other stuff. I’ve never heard anyone order a Donnie Trump drink.
It’s equal parts Diet Coke and orange Tang, garnished with a KFC extra crispy tender.
That actually sounds pretty good.
“Hilter?” Is that the way Trump actually wrote it?
If so, proof positive that he composed it himself, rather than some aide or flunky.
I don’t like the sound of these boncentration bamps.
Nah, that’s what he said in front of former chief of staff John Kelly.
I believe they were referencing Drudge’s typo.
Right, I was trying to say that Trump never wrote it himself.
Served in a sippy cup.
It’s also, I believe, a reference to this Monty Python sketch.
Must drink with two hands. Two Tiny hands.
But he’s got a foreskin he can wear like a scarf.
This is all over the UK news today. All totally legal as long as they’re not being paid. But Trump is whining to the FEC like a little whining something or other.
But asking Russia to hack emails was totally above board?
In other news…
“Party of common sense!”
Who could possibly have seen this coming?