A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

That’s gold!

What’s the full slogan? “Wino Americans for Trump”?

Can’t be “RINO Americans for Trump” - “RINO” is defined as a Republican who hasn’t drunk the Trump-ade.

It’s also neat how in that picture he’s sitting in front of 12 people in two rows of six, something he’s already used to.

Probably “Latino”

I thought albino until I looked at the picture.

Well I for one did call him Forrest Trump, and many more things besides. That was five years ago, don’t blame me, I did what I could.

Trump canceled another event today, a virtual roundtable with Kennedy and Tulsi Gabbard. You think worker the fryer was bit much for him?

He keeps doing this. I have to seriously wonder if he is having medical problems that his campaign is being extremely careful to conceal.

If you watch the video in post 9060 when he was getting his French Fry Certification Pin there’s piles of debris behind them. He probably helped clean up after the ceremony.

You know well that he has never cleaned up after anything he did or left behind in his life. He has his fixers.

What? You think his fixers are there to take care of a problem he caused? No his fixers are there to cause other people problems. The problems he causes he just ignores and walks away from.

Remember when he was getting on a plane with an umbrella in his hand, got to the top of the stairs and couldn’t figure out how to get through the door with an open umbrella?

He just dropped it. That’s the amount of effort he puts into problem-solving.

Well, I’m sure that he has a team of ketchup wipers …

The drug cocktail to keep him animated is complex.

Considering his lower digestive tract issues, that’s not the only substance they have to wipe for him.

McDonald’s has an e.coli outbreak two days after they let Trump into the kitchen.

Apparently the “shit gibbon” moniker is accurate.

Good. Those ladies had their lives ruined by this asshole. I hope they get their due monetary compensation, seeing as how (especially in the Internet era) their reputations can never be fully restored.

Maybe this explains his “exhaustion” that has caused him to cancel interviews.

Many people are saying he shit his diaper and didn’t wash his hands. That’s what I heard on television. The rules were you weren’t gonna fact check.