A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

I found a video that shows how quickly he was flipping!

Well, death threats, and the poisoning of the well that goes along with that.

Rudy who? Oh, the guy that fetched Diet Cokes once or twice? Barely knew him.

For all that Republicans bray about election integrity, why is it almost always Republicans who are breaking the law?

Sixteen Michigan Republican officials charged with felonies in the fake elector scheme. They include current and former MI GOP officials, mayors and clerks of various local governments, and multiple candidates for state and local offices. Multiple counts of conspiracy and fraud-related activites, each carrying potential 5 to 14 year sentences.

MI’s government is currently controlled by the Dems so I am sure there will be howls of partisan outrage. I’m outraged that so many elected officials or would-be officials think subverting our democracy is part of the job description.

Well, duh. Who else knows more about how common election fraud is than the people who are doing it?

See, the fact the Republicans are the overwhelming majority of the ones seen doing it just proves that the Demonrats are much much better at covering up all their massive fraud, with an assist from the Deep State™, of course

Biden - evil genius - mastermind - senile - wait, what?

He’s senile until he drinks the adrenochrome from murdered children, then he becomes a super genius who activates all his evil plans with perfect cunning. But being so senile, he needs more and more murdered children to keep up, which is why there’s barely a chid left alive in the US today.

See? It makes perfect sense! /s

And republicans want to stop abortion so Biden can continue to feed! What is wrong with them?

But then the Republicans, by trying to ban abortion, are playing right into his hands.\

You’re thinking of Florida. Texas hasn’t (yet) passed a transgender bathroom law. And steers would have to be stashed in the men’s room since they are AMAB.

Clovenhoof and the Trump of Doom is a couple British authors’ take on the 2016 election. Also, Brexit.

Halloween 2016. It is eight days until the American people vote for the 45th President of the United States and millions are struck with horror at the prospect of Donald J Trump – businessman, reality TV star and professional wrestler – getting his hands on the oval office. However, few of those people know that Nostradamus had foreseen both Trump’s presidency and the British exit from the EU spelling the end of the world as we know it. Jeremy Clovenhoof and Michael Michaels - the earthly incarnations of Satan and the Archangel Michael - have read the prophecies and must do their utmost to stop them coming true (because Clovenhoof can’t let the world end until he’s seen the latest series of Game of Thrones). As Michael heads to Europe to undo Brexit through the power of song, Clovenhoof flies to the US to stop Trump becoming president by whatever means are necessary. If you want a searing indictment of global politics and intelligent analysis of the greatest historical events of our time, go somewhere else. But if you want rampaging elephants, naked continental types, drone-mounted chickens, accidental neo-Nazis, LSD-spiked brownies, the Large Hadron Collider and the vengeful spirit of the Statue of Liberty then this slice of hellish fun might be just what you need.

The brownies were distributed to MAGAts at a rally and later, Jeremy and the taxi driver who’d taken him there from Florida watching a series of TV-interviews, couldn’t tell which ones had received the brownies and which had not.

Garage?

After reading the posts above mentioning how Republicans are supposedly law and order supporters, it makes me wonder why they’re not calling for Tan the Conman to be arrested for his recent stunt which ended up with someone trying to hunt down President Obama at the former president’s residence.

It’s the old adage - IOKWTDI.

Sorry, Donny boy. Another loss in court.

Man, talk about grasping at straws:

“The Court should order a new trial on damages or grant remittitur because contrary to Plaintiff’s claim of rape, the Jury found that she was not raped but was sexually abused by Defendant during the 1995/1996 Bergdorf Goodman incident,” Trump’s attorneys argued in their bid for a new trial.

“Such abuse could have included groping of Plaintiffs breasts through clothing or similar conduct, which is a far cry from rape,” Trump’s attorneys said. “Therefore, an award of $2 million for such conduct, which admittedly did not cause any diagnosed mental injury to Plaintiff, is grossly excessive under the applicable case law.”

“I should get a new trial because I didn’t sexually assault her that much!

All Trump needs to do is provide a sample of his DNA to prove it wasn’t a match for the sample on her clothes.

Too late now. The trial is over.

Could have. But did include vaginal penetration either with a finger (which isn’t a far cry from rape) or penis (which is actual rape).