Heheheheh.
I’m not counting my chickens as far as the next election goes, but I’m at least enjoying the show for right now. Smelling the roses, etc, etc.
And his victim couldn’t tell the difference, which is not a detail that I would brag about if I were Tiny Hands Trump.
Se if you can find the part where I choked:
Now here’s a nice brain twister: Is it possible for Rudy to be a prosecution witness, without realizing it, because all the facts he thinks points to Trump being innocent are actually damning, but Rudy doesn’t get that?
I mean, we know that Trump himself is convinced that he only ever has “Perfect” phone calls. “Mr. Giuliani, in this phone call, did Mr. Trump ask the officials in Georgia to ‘find’ him votes?” “Why, yes, he did. That was perfectly normal, of course.” “Prosecution rests.”
You mean one of the many stable geniuses surrounding Trump? Might not be stable? Or even remotely a genius? Who in his drunken dotage may now be a blowhard idiot who says 8 incriminating things before breakfast? Say it ain’t so…
Ding ding ding! We have a winner folks!
Via the power of time travel, I’ve managed to find video of Trump and Giuliani in court.
It occurs to me that it would be interesting to know the total number of person-hours that have been wasted in Trump’s lifetime so far by lawyers, judges, jurors, and others in the legal profession over his massive and never-ending frivolous pleadings and lawsuits. It would surely be in the hundreds of thousands of person-hours. Even more when you count the work involved in the legitimate criminal cases being brought against him. Just one of the countless evils the Orange Shitstain has perpetrated on the world.
I posted an article similar to this a while back in Politics and Elections, and Flurb, as he always awesomely does, set the record straight on it, if he doesn’t mind me re-posting it, here:
(I do like how the linked article, above, adds that Minnesota and Colorado’s GOP are in some deep water too.) (and groin-kicking at GOP state committee meetings is kinda nice, too)
Massive and never ending frivolous pleadings? From this fella:
Trump: ‘I didn’t know what a subpoena was, now I’m becoming an expert,’ says former president as he jokes about his legal challenges
Donald Trump said he has received a letter notifying him he is a target in a US Justice Department investigation into attempts to undo the results of the 2020 presidential election."
You must have him confused!
/s
The lying fucker knows damn well what a subpoena is.
“Addressing “misbehavior” matter-of-factly is what helps kids learn to take responsibility for their actions.”
The Coen Brothers have also explored that image.
Yeah, but it makes him feel insecure. “I get only the biggest poenas, none of them are sub! Many strong man with tears in their eyes, powerful attorneys, have said how great my poenas are! Sleepy Joe, very sub! MAGA!”
Superpoenas!
“I only get sirpoenas, because I’m so respected.”
Dompoenas?
“And this process server came up to me, big strong guy, with tears in his eyes, and said ‘sir, I’m proud to present to you this sirpoena’.”
And then the auto subtitles system spells it “Sir Penis”, and every Trump supporter out there suddenly decides being gay is perfectly acceptable.