Or a second scoop of ice cream.
Trump’s fingerprints!
That was funny. thank you
Yep, made me laugh out loud!
I dig the Cesar Romero mustache covered in makeup. That’s SO Trump.
I SO want to put out a T-shirt with Trump’s face from the mug shot photo with a red circle and slash across it (as in a no-smoking sign). Too old and not enough giddy-up to see it through, though.
Some one ought to. The image is in public domain, right? Could Trump do anything about it?
Generally, you’re not suppose to make money of someone else’s likeness without permission. I’m sure there are all kinds of exceptions. This website seems to have a pretty good summary of the law.
https://www.dmlp.org/legal-guide/using-name-or-likeness-another
My Attorneys Got Arraigned.
“Mouthpieces Ain’t Got Anything”?
I’d like to make a case for referring to the streaming service formerly known as Twitter as “Xitter.” The X is pronounced as “SH” and the posts are “Xits.”
X as the first letter is often pronounced as Z. That works too, I think, for Xits.
I’m glad I have fans!
Awk! Sorry, great minds, etc.
Waaaaaah! Mommy won’t let me go to the party!
‘I can’t go’: Trump blows up on prosecutors for keeping him from attending PGA event in Scotland
According to the former president who is facing four separate indictments and a handful of civil lawsuits, “I have the Staysure Senior PGA Championship in Aberdeen, Scotland, on my great course, and I can’t go. I have to stay around and fight off the Crazed Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Marxists, and Fascists.”
He then added, “I wouldn’t want to be in Europe and watch this COUNTRY DESTROYING Scum work their disgusting and illegal ‘magic’ on unsuspecting Republican ‘leaders’ who just don’t think it is appropriate to Fight Fire With Fire. BUT WE WILL WIN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
“I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” 
He really knows when to use the quote function, doesn’t he?
“He has overcome seemingly impossible odds and we are confident he will do that again.” - Sarah Malone, executive vice-president of Trump International Scotland
Pro tip Sarah, he has overcome impossible odds because he cheats.
Yeah. I wonder which judge will drop a load of bricks on him first.
I’m hoping that before long, he won’t be allowed to do much of anything,