A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

Thank you for the earworm, @Baker . Thank you very much.

The only way I can deal with it is to rewrite it. Now, you can enjoy the earworm too.

I saw a SovCit with a Trump flag in his hand,
Walkin’ through the streets of D.C. in the rain,
He was lookin’ for some kinda judgment,
Pile of documents “proving” somehow he’s sane.

Ah-woo, SovCits of D.C.
Ah-woo, SovCits of D.C.
Ah-woo …

He says he’s just travelling around Washington
But he’s looking for a place to pray
Hoping for a pardon, but Trump’ll say “No.”
SovCits of D.C. at play.

Ah-woo, SovCits of D.C. …

That dissection of Trump was a masterpiece – thank you for posting! A fine piece of writing, and absolutely true in all respects. I love the way it starts with typical British understatement (“Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem”) then very quickly picks up steam! :smiley:

From Randy Newman’s “Short People”:

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Trump isn’t short but hmm.

Stormy says he is.

Haha, zing!

I wonder who she voted for?

Random anecdote: In our spring '23 local elections, the seven library board candidates weren’t listed with party affiliations. I had to research each of them to ferret out the MAGAts. Fortunately, it wasn’t hard. Unfortunately, only three were clearly MAGA, so I had to dig deeper to decide which three of the four sane candidates to vote for.

Jesus raised one person from the dead. Trump caused over a million people to be dead.

While Jesus was hung like this. < spreads arms wide >

don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh…

Kinda feels like you’re missing a chance to use “razed” there.

My response and I include @Gyrate’s desperate efforts to save themselves, comes in a quote from Dennis Leary:

I’m going to Hell for that bit. And you’re all coming with me! And don’t try to get out of it. “We didn’t laugh at that bit, Jesus, please!” “Shut up! Get on the bus with Leary and Scorsese. You’re going right to fucking Hell!”

(no I’m not Christian, and don’t believe in hell, just laughing at the perfect blasphemy of it all)

Only losers die

Trump likes winners, not losers like Lazarus or Jesus

To be fair, they didn’t stay dead…

So Trump hosts a $100,000 per plate fundraiser for Rudy. Here’s the funny part, it was expected to raise $1,000,000. So, only 10 people attended? Or did Trump take the lion’s share?

Giuliani’s son, Andrew, said in a radio interview that the Thursday night event was expected to raise more than $1 million for his father and that Trump had committed to hosting a second event at his Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach, Florida, later in the fall or early winter.

Once Trump has imposed all of his Mar-a-Lago fees, costs, assessments and charges, Rudy’ll be lucky to make off with twenty bucks.

AP News: Trump had committed to hosting a second event at his Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach, Florida, later in the fall or early winter.

In two weeks.

Giuliani is fucked.

Seriously watch the video.

This guy ain’t right. He is more than a couple pickles short of a jar, and I don’t think he knows if they’re kosher or dill.

I was going to ask if you could be charged with contempt of court during a deposition. Then I saw that Dominion has …

… made a new filing calling for sanctions against Lindell on the grounds that Lindell has been “combative, vulgar, disrespectful, non-responsive, evasive, and consistently loud” during depositions.

If only nailing someone to a tree was still in vogue.