“Consistently loud…” 
Winning with volume! Worked for his messiah during the 2016 Republicant debates fiasco.
He repeatedly called the questioner an asshole. Is that not standard decorum for a deposition?
Generally it’s “The Esteemed Asshole” (in the third person) or “My dear opposing Asshole” in direct address.
This almost sounds like a dangerous medical condition.
“I have to have surgery for my opposing asshole. I’ll be back to normal after we get that straightened out.”
“Who’s paying you?”
“about four minutes ago”
“Okay. Go.”
Challenge–response authentication?
When I saw that news, I thought, “Damn, he’s dropped the whole ‘two weeks’ bs; now he’s just telling the rubes it’lll happen at some unspecified time; I wonder how long it will take them to realize he’s going to help them on the Twelfth of Never?”
Reminds me of the old saying: “opinions are like assholes— everybody’s got two opposing ones.”
I think it might have been referring to Trump’s face, which features an opposable asshole just below his nose.
Do they work like Portals? That could explain why so many people are full of shit.
Now you’re thinking with assholes! Or Portals! Or portholes?
I’m sure we’ve linked it at least once before, but he is human version of the Judge from Pink Floyd’s the wall.
A being literally walking around, talking about of it’s asshole, and spewing hate and blame.
In the civil fraud case concerning property valuations, Letitia James is using the WRONG numbers provided BY Trump and still has evidence against him. He can’t even lie right anymore. MeidasTouch.
https://youtu.be/reQF6pyBsbY?t=165
Giuliani says Trump was “really really upset” when Navarro got convicted of contempt. Not upset enough to pay his legal fees, of course…
" Giuliani told the Newsmax host Eric Bolling that pending criminal charges against him and Trump were “one thing” – but it was different to see “your family, your friends, the people working for you” to get in similar trouble. We all know how much empathy Donald has for friends, family, etc.
WABC had Giuliani on the other day before Trumps fundraiser for him and he says they are best buds now. That’s why I wake up to WABC so I can start the day with a laugh.
Trump showed up at the Iowa-Iowa State game today, to some cheers and some boos. But a plane flying overhead carried a rather humorous banner.
As for “where’s Melania”, Andy Borowitz has a theory … 
If she hasn’t done it by now, I don’t know that she ever will.
I didn’t know The New Yorker could rival The Onion.
It’s Borowitz.