If I were the insurance company underwriter I’d decline the risk.
Broom closet with the word “broom” crossed out and the words “law university” written in crayon.
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Don’t you mean Sharpie?
That’s used for directional arrows.
In this case, “crayon” is correct.
He could be useful as a bargaining chip. Give into our demands or we will send him back to you.
Wouldn’t that be an act of war?
I’d be pissed if they took him and sent him back. No backsies!
We are approaching the 3 year anniversary of the beginning of this thread.
Be honest, in Nov 2020 did you think Tangerine Bitch Tits out of office would provide so much mirth?
We’re only in the FAFO stage - it could last another year or more with appeals. I’m looking forward to October, though. That’s my birth month, and I get Oct 2 with Leticia James and Oct 23 with Fani Willis as my present!
It’s not Schadenfreude per se but this is an interesting opinion article about how Alvin Bragg has been doing a pretty good job on his Trump case, and it gives me hope. For example, he’s apparently looking at the E. Jean Carroll case to learn about Trump’s state of mind in the hush money case. Article here: Alvin Bragg is piling up wins in Trump’s New York hush-money case
He must have wanted that Speaker job really, really badly.
Oh, I think that’s been obvious for a long time.
Is it really worth getting the job when you know you’re going down in history as the worst we ever had?
History is written by the winners and Trump is polling even with Biden. Your sense that your side will write the history books is not a given.
Oh, I think it is. 
I’d agree but I feel like it’s wise to avoid complacency.
So do I. And that’s why I’m encouraged.
You’re talking about Trump. He wouldn’t recognize it if it pissed on him.
Premeditated littering.
My sense is that whoever writes the history books, Kevin McCarthy will go down in them as the worst ever.
ETA: Wait, is Keven McCarthy’s mother a historian? Maybe there’s one history book he’ll show up well in.
But it would be vaguely familiar to him.